Garbanzo Coco
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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Kilmer Abrego Garcia was “accidentally deported” to El Salvador, and is being locked behind bars in a hell-hole prison.
This is the abhorrent result of the Trump regime’s refusal to ensure due process. In America, Garcia was violently stripped of his fundamental rights.
By order…
This is the abhorrent result of the Trump regime’s refusal to ensure due process. In America, Garcia was violently stripped of his fundamental rights.
By order…
April 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kilmer Abrego Garcia was “accidentally deported” to El Salvador, and is being locked behind bars in a hell-hole prison.
This is the abhorrent result of the Trump regime’s refusal to ensure due process. In America, Garcia was violently stripped of his fundamental rights.
By order…
This is the abhorrent result of the Trump regime’s refusal to ensure due process. In America, Garcia was violently stripped of his fundamental rights.
By order…
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Everyone said Hegseth was unqualified.
His history is horrific.
He's a crappy human.
But Republicans saw no problem with him.
How about now?
We look weak and stupid.
No country trusts us.
Russian intel has everything.
Do Republicans get it, now?
AT ALL?
His history is horrific.
He's a crappy human.
But Republicans saw no problem with him.
How about now?
We look weak and stupid.
No country trusts us.
Russian intel has everything.
Do Republicans get it, now?
AT ALL?
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Everyone said Hegseth was unqualified.
His history is horrific.
He's a crappy human.
But Republicans saw no problem with him.
How about now?
We look weak and stupid.
No country trusts us.
Russian intel has everything.
Do Republicans get it, now?
AT ALL?
His history is horrific.
He's a crappy human.
But Republicans saw no problem with him.
How about now?
We look weak and stupid.
No country trusts us.
Russian intel has everything.
Do Republicans get it, now?
AT ALL?
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
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Donald Trump campaigned on the fact that he believed Kamala Harris would cause a recession.
In reality, the only candidate who would have caused a recession is Donald Trump, and the American people are feeling it today.
In reality, the only candidate who would have caused a recession is Donald Trump, and the American people are feeling it today.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Donald Trump campaigned on the fact that he believed Kamala Harris would cause a recession.
In reality, the only candidate who would have caused a recession is Donald Trump, and the American people are feeling it today.
In reality, the only candidate who would have caused a recession is Donald Trump, and the American people are feeling it today.
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They picked Les Mis—a musical about standing up to tyranny.
They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.
They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.
February 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They picked Les Mis—a musical about standing up to tyranny.
They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.
They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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Pence, at least, retains a vestige of decency.
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pence, at least, retains a vestige of decency.
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Is this what they meant by peak government efficiency?
February 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Is this what they meant by peak government efficiency?
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I don't know what magic Lorne Michaels used to get
Ms. Lauryn Hill in the house but THANKS! 🔥
#SNL
#SNL50
#SNL50Concert #BlackSky
Ms. Lauryn Hill in the house but THANKS! 🔥
#SNL
#SNL50
#SNL50Concert #BlackSky
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I don't know what magic Lorne Michaels used to get
Ms. Lauryn Hill in the house but THANKS! 🔥
#SNL
#SNL50
#SNL50Concert #BlackSky
Ms. Lauryn Hill in the house but THANKS! 🔥
#SNL
#SNL50
#SNL50Concert #BlackSky
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If Tom Hank’s SNL skit portraying a racist enrages you, then congratulations you have confirmed you are indeed a racist.
February 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If Tom Hank’s SNL skit portraying a racist enrages you, then congratulations you have confirmed you are indeed a racist.
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It’s wild that MAGA is more upset over Tom Hanks’ skit on SNL than they were when Elon gave a Nazi salute.
February 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s wild that MAGA is more upset over Tom Hanks’ skit on SNL than they were when Elon gave a Nazi salute.
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People bitching about not understanding what Kendrick Lamar is saying when they know all the words to “Evenflow” by Pearl Jam need to shut all the fucks up. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
February 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
People bitching about not understanding what Kendrick Lamar is saying when they know all the words to “Evenflow” by Pearl Jam need to shut all the fucks up. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Still, he’s one of the main reasons we’re in this mess right now. A little too late to repent.
February 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Still, he’s one of the main reasons we’re in this mess right now. A little too late to repent.
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Does NO one in Washington have access to tranquilizer darts?
February 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Does NO one in Washington have access to tranquilizer darts?
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The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
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What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!
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If Biden hired so many unqualified FAA employees, as Trump says — then why were there ZERO commercial air accidents in the US during Biden’s administration?
January 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If Biden hired so many unqualified FAA employees, as Trump says — then why were there ZERO commercial air accidents in the US during Biden’s administration?