Garf Brooks
@garfieldecstasy.bsky.social
I am a dog and I don’t do drugs
my account got locked on bluesky for being transgender and asking questions ,,, as a trans girl,,, and as a journalist with 16 years of experience
October 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my account got locked on bluesky for being transgender and asking questions ,,, as a trans girl,,, and as a journalist with 16 years of experience
Hey this is Juno
My account was locked by the transphobic moderators of Bluesky
My account was locked by the transphobic moderators of Bluesky
October 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hey this is Juno
My account was locked by the transphobic moderators of Bluesky
My account was locked by the transphobic moderators of Bluesky
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rare garf
don’t follow me . I am a false prophet
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
rare garf
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Abraham Lincoln called and wants to see more porn in heaven
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Abraham Lincoln called and wants to see more porn in heaven
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giving my porn a viking funeral so abraham lincoln can see it
Abraham Lincoln called and wants to see more porn in heaven
September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
giving my porn a viking funeral so abraham lincoln can see it
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you don’t know fear until you’ve experienced my dad trying to drive and hold a conversation at the same time
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
you don’t know fear until you’ve experienced my dad trying to drive and hold a conversation at the same time
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typing fuck into the fuck machine
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
typing fuck into the fuck machine
Abraham Lincoln called and wants to see more porn in heaven
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Abraham Lincoln called and wants to see more porn in heaven
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A good horror movie thing is when a guy has to shove his hand into a hole. You never know what that hole has in store for him!
September 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A good horror movie thing is when a guy has to shove his hand into a hole. You never know what that hole has in store for him!
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that's when there's a second coming
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
that's when there's a second coming
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Is getting "raptured" a sex thing
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is getting "raptured" a sex thing
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this is why I always meow on the fence at night instead of during the day time. I know my audience needs the music and I know it’s unkind to do it at the wrong time.
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this is why I always meow on the fence at night instead of during the day time. I know my audience needs the music and I know it’s unkind to do it at the wrong time.
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Lasagna and Jalapeños is the reason I am still alive
If there is an option to add jalapeños when ordering a food item, you better believe i am adding jalapeños
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Lasagna and Jalapeños is the reason I am still alive
this giant Orange ass
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this giant Orange ass
pushing lasagna through the cosmos
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
pushing lasagna through the cosmos
typing shit into the shit machine
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
typing shit into the shit machine
typing fuck into the fuck machine
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
typing fuck into the fuck machine
We are all in the sauce and we are all the pasta. Be wise and be warm together so that we may cultivate the perfect dish for us all.
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We are all in the sauce and we are all the pasta. Be wise and be warm together so that we may cultivate the perfect dish for us all.