Garrett
@garrett-miller.bsky.social
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KC
Dad
Sports fan
Cat owner
KC
Dad
Sports fan
Cat owner
Pinned
When she asks what I want for Christmas
The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When she asks what I want for Christmas
Who wants a loan?
(seductively)
(seductively)
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Who wants a loan?
(seductively)
(seductively)
Bro wants to be a little kangaroo in my pouch. Might have to change his name to Joey
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bro wants to be a little kangaroo in my pouch. Might have to change his name to Joey
Sometimes you just gotta sleep on your couch to mix it up
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sometimes you just gotta sleep on your couch to mix it up
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Confidence boosted today by the mom at the dentist that I caught sneaking some peaks at me 😎
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Confidence boosted today by the mom at the dentist that I caught sneaking some peaks at me 😎
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
My coworker insists upon changing the formatting on my spreadsheet 😑
Make your own damn spreadsheet!
Make your own damn spreadsheet!
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My coworker insists upon changing the formatting on my spreadsheet 😑
Make your own damn spreadsheet!
Make your own damn spreadsheet!
Young at heart and with what I listen to apparently
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Young at heart and with what I listen to apparently
I will never financially recover from this
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I will never financially recover from this
Survived the first night shift snow plowing of the winter
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Survived the first night shift snow plowing of the winter
Do it for her (because she felt the need to lay on me before I left for work)
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do it for her (because she felt the need to lay on me before I left for work)
Gonna have to plow all night which means I'll go at it for 30 seconds then ask if it's finished 😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gonna have to plow all night which means I'll go at it for 30 seconds then ask if it's finished 😮💨
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Daily red panda
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Daily red panda
Family game night yesterday and 5 hours of social time today. Need some alone time and quiet
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Family game night yesterday and 5 hours of social time today. Need some alone time and quiet
Would anyone notice if we did zero work during this 3 day week? Schools switched to a full week off, we could all get by with that change too
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Would anyone notice if we did zero work during this 3 day week? Schools switched to a full week off, we could all get by with that change too
See a tortie, post a tortie
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
See a tortie, post a tortie
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Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
Yearning is not for the weak
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yearning is not for the weak
I always forget how painful throwing up is 😖
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I always forget how painful throwing up is 😖
As someone with a naturally terrible sleep schedule, I love that it's dark early and still sunny in the morning
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
As someone with a naturally terrible sleep schedule, I love that it's dark early and still sunny in the morning
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
Just realized I didn't remember remember the 5th of November 🎭
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Just realized I didn't remember remember the 5th of November 🎭
Sometimes you just gotta buzz your hair and give up soda indefinitely
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sometimes you just gotta buzz your hair and give up soda indefinitely
Some men drown while others die of thirst
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Some men drown while others die of thirst