Garrett Murphy
@garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social
Father of two. Javascript developer, have worked in a dozen industries so I have a lot of random experience. Arizonan since 1978.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
Author, storyteller, and well-read.
Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
I'm still "surviving" #whamageddon, y'all, and I aim to make it through!
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm still "surviving" #whamageddon, y'all, and I aim to make it through!
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Alpha Andrew Tate getting knocked out cold by an opponent wearing pink boxing gloves is an end of year stocking stuffer I didn't expect. Thank you Santa!🎅
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Alpha Andrew Tate getting knocked out cold by an opponent wearing pink boxing gloves is an end of year stocking stuffer I didn't expect. Thank you Santa!🎅
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🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
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I don’t think the law passed by Congress said that DOJ has to release less than 1% of the materials by Dec 19.
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I don’t think the law passed by Congress said that DOJ has to release less than 1% of the materials by Dec 19.
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‘I have a female for him’
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
‘I have a female for him’
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White House Deputy Press Secretary gets community noted
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
White House Deputy Press Secretary gets community noted
I don't generally consider myself a prude, but...
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I don't generally consider myself a prude, but...
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How to talk with ice:
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How to talk with ice:
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“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
In light of the recent spat of mass shootings, it might be a good time for me to remind all the 2nd Amendment enthusiasts of something important: the 2nd Amendment was not about individuals having a right to firearms, it was 100% about an organized militia, and it's simple to prove.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In light of the recent spat of mass shootings, it might be a good time for me to remind all the 2nd Amendment enthusiasts of something important: the 2nd Amendment was not about individuals having a right to firearms, it was 100% about an organized militia, and it's simple to prove.
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Surprisingly good!
youtu.be/YhjIs2Htzdc?...
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T Pain War Pigs
YouTube video by Working 2gether Inc.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Surprisingly good!
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youtu.be/YhjIs2Htzdc?...
Dear San Antonio Spurs:
If you have a 7'4" player shooting 3-pt shots, you may want to rethink your strategy.
If you have a 7'4" player shooting 3-pt shots, you may want to rethink your strategy.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dear San Antonio Spurs:
If you have a 7'4" player shooting 3-pt shots, you may want to rethink your strategy.
If you have a 7'4" player shooting 3-pt shots, you may want to rethink your strategy.
Now, if you watch this again, note the year 1977. This is the year that right-wing extremists executed a coup of sorts and took over the NRA, changing it from a "hunting and gun safety" organization to a "right to bear arms" organization.
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Now, if you watch this again, note the year 1977. This is the year that right-wing extremists executed a coup of sorts and took over the NRA, changing it from a "hunting and gun safety" organization to a "right to bear arms" organization.
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
I think losing Rob Reiner is absolutely crushing to my generation.
I was 12 when Spinal Tap came out. From there, he basically released a movie almost every year that impacted me.
Sure Thing
Stand By Me
Princess Bride
Harry Met Sally
Misery
I was 20 when I saw A Few Good Men.
Formative years.
I was 12 when Spinal Tap came out. From there, he basically released a movie almost every year that impacted me.
Sure Thing
Stand By Me
Princess Bride
Harry Met Sally
Misery
I was 20 when I saw A Few Good Men.
Formative years.
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I think losing Rob Reiner is absolutely crushing to my generation.
I was 12 when Spinal Tap came out. From there, he basically released a movie almost every year that impacted me.
Sure Thing
Stand By Me
Princess Bride
Harry Met Sally
Misery
I was 20 when I saw A Few Good Men.
Formative years.
I was 12 when Spinal Tap came out. From there, he basically released a movie almost every year that impacted me.
Sure Thing
Stand By Me
Princess Bride
Harry Met Sally
Misery
I was 20 when I saw A Few Good Men.
Formative years.
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According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...