I may be mad north-northwest, but when the wind blows southerly I know a tit from a magpie.

Wooga. Hope this brings you swift and thorough relief!

(and by "fancy" I mean both that they were definitely expensive and almost certainly designed for ladies, which together means they look fabulous on me) 😎

Daaaaang. Good work, y’all!

Oh, that’s a regional Mexican slang term meaning (roughly) “to make oneself Peruvian,” contextually understood as a rude attention grabber as it rhymes with chingase. Try it at your next party!

My relentless panic spiral is a magical tornado that drops me weird and interesting places, but it took a long time for me to ride it without being controlled by it

The panic can suck, but it’s part of the energy powering this wild ride, so I thank it for the wind and waves that move me along

I’ve known too many people with normal brains to envy their normalcy. I hope you find a way to harness the parts of your brain that are currently frustrating 🌕

Good on the Luminary Hotel for their wildlife-positive response to this epic coyotacious manifestation. 🍹🤘🐺🤘🍹

Alas poor Thag, I knew him

They flew off before my tacos arrived, and my beer was, um, busy.