Rocks & Plants & Birds & Things
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A loose harmony of shifting energies since 13.9B BCE: The Coyotacious Now.
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at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
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I showed you my birds. Please respond.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I showed you my birds. Please respond.
Rewatching the first 🤘🦊🐰🤘 in prep for probable watch of second Tuesday, and I want to confess that I have always misunderstood the Try Everything lyrics to read
I keep on
making those
Scooby Snacks
...which I assume is wrong, but also so right
I keep on
making those
Scooby Snacks
...which I assume is wrong, but also so right
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Rewatching the first 🤘🦊🐰🤘 in prep for probable watch of second Tuesday, and I want to confess that I have always misunderstood the Try Everything lyrics to read
I keep on
making those
Scooby Snacks
...which I assume is wrong, but also so right
I keep on
making those
Scooby Snacks
...which I assume is wrong, but also so right
Is it wrong that I want to cosplay as Sarah Sherman’s SNL drunk raccoon? Everyone will have probably forgotten it by the next Comic-con anyway 😞🦝😞
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Is it wrong that I want to cosplay as Sarah Sherman’s SNL drunk raccoon? Everyone will have probably forgotten it by the next Comic-con anyway 😞🦝😞
I never wear sunglasses (unless descending Skyway Blvd while the Sacramento Valley is flooded from heavy rains and the sun shines from the west, for which I have polarizing lenses in the glove box), but today I bought a ✨fancy✨ pair for $2 at an estate sale and now I think I have pink eye THANKS 🖕🕶️
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I never wear sunglasses (unless descending Skyway Blvd while the Sacramento Valley is flooded from heavy rains and the sun shines from the west, for which I have polarizing lenses in the glove box), but today I bought a ✨fancy✨ pair for $2 at an estate sale and now I think I have pink eye THANKS 🖕🕶️
My chin has developed a muscle twitch from smiling too much.
What a great frickin weekend. And it ain’t over yet. *coyote emoji*
What a great frickin weekend. And it ain’t over yet. *coyote emoji*
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My chin has developed a muscle twitch from smiling too much.
What a great frickin weekend. And it ain’t over yet. *coyote emoji*
What a great frickin weekend. And it ain’t over yet. *coyote emoji*
A few months ago I began trying to imagine the perfect job for me — envisioning its responsibilities, locale, flexibility, coworkers (if any), etc. — a job that sounded too wildly improbable to be true. Well, this morning I accepted an offer for exactly the thing I've been dreaming of. Manifest ✨
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A few months ago I began trying to imagine the perfect job for me — envisioning its responsibilities, locale, flexibility, coworkers (if any), etc. — a job that sounded too wildly improbable to be true. Well, this morning I accepted an offer for exactly the thing I've been dreaming of. Manifest ✨
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Happy Krampusnacht to those who salivate!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Happy Krampusnacht to those who salivate!
👹🍽️👶
👹🍽️👶
the long bright night of the soul
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the long bright night of the soul
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Another good sticker gift
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Another good sticker gift
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Acting as short-term personal assistant to Great Aunt Wildred, and hooooohhh mannnn, dementia is a mean motherfucker. She’s finally aware of it, and the stress of perceiving it compounds its effects (which she also sees, which compounds further).
a close up of a werewolf with the words so the nothing grows stronger
Alt: a close up of a monster speaking in the darkness captioned “so the nothing grows stronger”
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December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Acting as short-term personal assistant to Great Aunt Wildred, and hooooohhh mannnn, dementia is a mean motherfucker. She’s finally aware of it, and the stress of perceiving it compounds its effects (which she also sees, which compounds further).
Had a very, very good business call with potential client while sitting at a brewery’s outdoor patio; during the call, a raven dropped out of the palm tree to perch on the chair opposite me and behave like a very good listener. Calling this a good omen.
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Had a very, very good business call with potential client while sitting at a brewery’s outdoor patio; during the call, a raven dropped out of the palm tree to perch on the chair opposite me and behave like a very good listener. Calling this a good omen.
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
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Apple TV have released a new #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge video that discusses our use in filming of technical reference puppets; I make a cameo during my role as a woolly rhino puppeteer .. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5T...
Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age — Season 3: Puppet Behind The Scenes | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Apple TV have released a new #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge video that discusses our use in filming of technical reference puppets; I make a cameo during my role as a woolly rhino puppeteer .. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5T...
family member: Why do you keep destroying your savings and going on new adventures?
me: The only reason I save money, ever, is exactly so I can turn it into new adventures.
me: The only reason I save money, ever, is exactly so I can turn it into new adventures.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
family member: Why do you keep destroying your savings and going on new adventures?
me: The only reason I save money, ever, is exactly so I can turn it into new adventures.
me: The only reason I save money, ever, is exactly so I can turn it into new adventures.
I am a bag of bones and pain and smells, and I can’t sleep or make sense of the noises coming out of the grey matter upstairs . Who even invented human bodies. These are ridiculous vessels for incomprehensible souls, and it’s no wonder some of us don’t even want to identify as people. bleagh
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am a bag of bones and pain and smells, and I can’t sleep or make sense of the noises coming out of the grey matter upstairs . Who even invented human bodies. These are ridiculous vessels for incomprehensible souls, and it’s no wonder some of us don’t even want to identify as people. bleagh
Been stupidly sick since an allergic reaction Thursday morning, and I’m just lying awake, barely alive, listening to that one Beastie Boys song on loop so every three and a half minutes I can sing along with the barking dog intro. Because 🤘 you can’t 🤘you won’t 🤘 and you don’t stop🤘
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Been stupidly sick since an allergic reaction Thursday morning, and I’m just lying awake, barely alive, listening to that one Beastie Boys song on loop so every three and a half minutes I can sing along with the barking dog intro. Because 🤘 you can’t 🤘you won’t 🤘 and you don’t stop🤘
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
i have no power in this realm except to be awkward. I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable. But I don’t know any better. I’m a wild animal wearing a human costume. I try so hard, and maybe it’s just time to stop trying. I think I will try to swim to Guam.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i have no power in this realm except to be awkward. I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable. But I don’t know any better. I’m a wild animal wearing a human costume. I try so hard, and maybe it’s just time to stop trying. I think I will try to swim to Guam.
I think this is my new theme song. Paul’s guitar even sounds like my old Gibson, so I’m thinking I’m gonna have to learn this shiz. it’s so me 🌱
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
Mother Nature's Son - Remastered 2009
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November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think this is my new theme song. Paul’s guitar even sounds like my old Gibson, so I’m thinking I’m gonna have to learn this shiz. it’s so me 🌱
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
open.spotify.com/track/6TjUg1...
Some mornings I wake up and think about walking away from everything, literally just grabbing my small backpack and starting to walk, leaving behind my material possessions, bank cards, ID, etcetera. This morning might have been the closest I’ve ever been. I’m tired of all this human shit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Some mornings I wake up and think about walking away from everything, literally just grabbing my small backpack and starting to walk, leaving behind my material possessions, bank cards, ID, etcetera. This morning might have been the closest I’ve ever been. I’m tired of all this human shit.
I just got back from a sunny walk along the Tijuana River estuary, and someone here is watching a TV football game somewhere it is snowing, and the very idea of spectators paying for the privilege of sitting outdoors in such bullshit made me laugh about as hard as I remember ever laughing. 🖕❄️🖕
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I just got back from a sunny walk along the Tijuana River estuary, and someone here is watching a TV football game somewhere it is snowing, and the very idea of spectators paying for the privilege of sitting outdoors in such bullshit made me laugh about as hard as I remember ever laughing. 🖕❄️🖕