While trapped in the house with the dangerous Weather outside, we use up our perishables by making French toast. It is the way of our people.

Snow/ice very rarely lasts here for more than 3 days. There's really no logical reason for any of this, but we cannot help ourselves.

St. Louis exists in a liminal space between Southern and Northern climates which can result in gnarly ice storms and messy wintry mixes. We also spontaneously forget how to drive when Weather is happening. At the prediction of Weather, everyone rushes to the grocery store to buy perishables.

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Sorry, the suggestion of amplifying Dana L is a powerful emetic for 99% of the state of Missouri.

Was gonna make a joke about them not coming to St. Louis, but... Woah.

Also while testing the casette deck, a copy of the Repo Man Soundtrack started warbling slightly and I jumped up to stop it before it unspooled and I forgot to feel old and was like I STILL GOT IT. 😎

We installed a new needle cartridge on the turntable and tonight and the stereo cabinet project is almost entirely complete. Just need to do some maintenance on the CD carousel for the complete collection.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

JUST KIDDING. I KNOW WHY.

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I went to the movies to see The Aviator and was very confused. Discussing it at dinner afterwards with my friends, they finally figured out my confusion was due to the fact that I 100% thought Howard Hughes was Hugh Hefner.

You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit

Festusish is a common adjective in my house. But it's my mom's hometown so I get to make fun of it.