And the worst of it is that there will be no opportunity to do that because the potential Tyne/Wear derby where this behaviour is acceptable won't be happening BECAUSE OF THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Just the government being named 'Labour' has clearly made members of the commentariat insane. What sharp leftward turn Matthew? Is it in the room with you right now?

Woulds't thou desire a bourbon?

I would watch Billie Piper relentlessly crashing cars into a Tesco in Stratford tbf to break some sort of timeloop.

Ted Maul disturbs...

This is an exciting intersection I didn't even know I needed.

'Don't @ me' not being a bad sitcom that already exists feels like a missed opportunity by BBC commissioning editors.

Some days I wear in the rain, some days on my t - there's a tree frog. There's a deal, a trial to analyse for a day you try new styyleeeee

I give my life not for honour but for you. In my time, I'll wear nothing else. Arms are awave exposed to you. I'm a shirrrt with no sleeeeves, wife beaterrr!

Wynne wasn't which means he can't blame his behaviour on being high which is probably why he's so bitter.

There are so many horrendous aspects to the food delivery gig economy; focusing on the immigration status of the workers is sociopathic.