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@gavinesq.bsky.social

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Food/politics/law/sports. Friendly crank. Avid practitioner of drunken bonhomie. "World's most educated 8th grader!" -my wife. Proud Jayhawk. Remarkably tender lover. Retweets, or whatever they're called here, mean I made out with your mom.

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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 4h

You don't have the discipline to buy Halloween candy right now. Wait until at least the 28th.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 5h

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 8h

Mariano Gangbang
Father
Philippines Civil Registration (National), 1945-1996

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 8h

Perhaps with the promise that hard work will lead them to freedom.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11h

Dick Brain

England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21h

Historically, the Insurrection Act has only been used in response to genuine emergencies. Some experts believe that if President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act simply as a pretext for a military invasion and occupation of multiple blue cities, it would represent a possible violation of norms.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 22h

Wow. That's really fucked up. That's some sick shit. What are you gonna do? --Me, as a therapist

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 22h

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, but the job does tend to affect these types of decisions. Also, Mrs. g will never allow me a retirement ponytail, and that's fine.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

Laziness.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

Evergreen sentiment.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

That was awesome watching Trevor Lawrence just go to town workin' out that boog.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 1d

That was the most anti-Mahomes thing I have ever seen.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

GIVE ME THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR MY BITING SOCIAL MEDIA COMMENTARY, YOU COWARDS!

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like high function and white jelly beans.

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like embarrassment and root beer.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

a woman wearing a yellow sweater is smiling with her hands on her chin

ALT: a woman wearing a yellow sweater is smiling with her hands on her chin

media.tenor.com

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

If you want to piss off a hippie, call it "frisbee golf." They hate that.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

Kansan approved.

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

The boundaries are blurry but roughly this

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 2d

Jane Goodall offers sage advice for the rest of us. #3E

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

This is very much like marriage in my experience. The mocking is especially important.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 2d

A motto for our times.

Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 2d

Love you. Stay safe. Fuck ICE.

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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 3d

I wouldn’t show my face either if I was a Yankees fan.

gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 3d

This might've been purposeful.