Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️
@gaythanksbye.bsky.social
like a rat of sunshine 🏳️🌈
lesbian-shaped, demi-ace
she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
your queer auntie
I love unions and One Piece
I do not repost without alt text
https://boxd.it/i5YI1
lesbian-shaped, demi-ace
she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
your queer auntie
I love unions and One Piece
I do not repost without alt text
https://boxd.it/i5YI1
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hey you remember how Chester cheetah used to shake his head really fast and go aieeaiieeeaieee
if he ever does that again. shoot him
if he ever does that again. shoot him
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Gonna stick babies in my chickpea salad sandwiches as a fun surprise tonight.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Gonna stick babies in my chickpea salad sandwiches as a fun surprise tonight.
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"chill" just means easier to control, calm, and diminish the needs of; "bitch" is too scary and independent for some, might actually ask their partner for things when they just want a cuddle doll they can forget about when not needed
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"chill" just means easier to control, calm, and diminish the needs of; "bitch" is too scary and independent for some, might actually ask their partner for things when they just want a cuddle doll they can forget about when not needed
my butchest trait is football but sometimes the straight women screaming about the game beside me make me feel intimidated and confusedly hot. like jfc this is your only satisfying release, isn't it
anyway go hawks
anyway go hawks
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
my butchest trait is football but sometimes the straight women screaming about the game beside me make me feel intimidated and confusedly hot. like jfc this is your only satisfying release, isn't it
anyway go hawks
anyway go hawks
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Why would anyone choose chill over bitch, it makes no logical sense and also it is fucking boring
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Why would anyone choose chill over bitch, it makes no logical sense and also it is fucking boring
funny to see what happens with men you thought you were great friends with before coming out once they realize there's no chance how they suddenly can't even stand to be around you
it was thin ice when I was purely ace, but now they ain't got the time of day lol
tells me all I need to know bout em
it was thin ice when I was purely ace, but now they ain't got the time of day lol
tells me all I need to know bout em
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
funny to see what happens with men you thought you were great friends with before coming out once they realize there's no chance how they suddenly can't even stand to be around you
it was thin ice when I was purely ace, but now they ain't got the time of day lol
tells me all I need to know bout em
it was thin ice when I was purely ace, but now they ain't got the time of day lol
tells me all I need to know bout em
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I 3D printed a mask to make cheese into batcat hehehe, I found the file on Thingiverse by Myktattoo :)
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I 3D printed a mask to make cheese into batcat hehehe, I found the file on Thingiverse by Myktattoo :)
I did not have this life when I was 30
or when I was 40
I started waking up so late but I don't feel like I'm missing time
I have more energy now than I had at 20
I can work on union stuff after a hard labor work day, help kid with homework, get a call to go dancing and say yes to all of it
or when I was 40
I started waking up so late but I don't feel like I'm missing time
I have more energy now than I had at 20
I can work on union stuff after a hard labor work day, help kid with homework, get a call to go dancing and say yes to all of it
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I did not have this life when I was 30
or when I was 40
I started waking up so late but I don't feel like I'm missing time
I have more energy now than I had at 20
I can work on union stuff after a hard labor work day, help kid with homework, get a call to go dancing and say yes to all of it
or when I was 40
I started waking up so late but I don't feel like I'm missing time
I have more energy now than I had at 20
I can work on union stuff after a hard labor work day, help kid with homework, get a call to go dancing and say yes to all of it
lol my friend who is with me trying on outfits says that my vibe tonight is ✨emotionally intelligent bimbo renaissance✨
babe,
babe,
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
lol my friend who is with me trying on outfits says that my vibe tonight is ✨emotionally intelligent bimbo renaissance✨
babe,
babe,
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now he's
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
now he's
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
I like to flop and roll around like a kitty on my giant bed and stretch and think about stuff and people I really like and then doze off like an idiot
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I like to flop and roll around like a kitty on my giant bed and stretch and think about stuff and people I really like and then doze off like an idiot
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Bubblegum Bitch
YouTube video by MARINA - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
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My favorite part of Forrest Gump is where he invents the butt plug
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
My favorite part of Forrest Gump is where he invents the butt plug
I didn't grow up because I'm a toys r us kid
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I didn't grow up because I'm a toys r us kid
her voice is so beautiful 💕
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
The Subway
YouTube video by Chappell Roan - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
her voice is so beautiful 💕
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
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it’s genuinely offensive & pretty ableist imo to lump Jeffery Epstein in with dyslexic people. I’m not trying to drag Liz here (we’re moots), this is just a bad take.
yeah, i have both dysgraphia & dyscalculia!
here is a helpful infographic for anyone unfamiliar with these learning disabilities:
here is a helpful infographic for anyone unfamiliar with these learning disabilities:
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it’s genuinely offensive & pretty ableist imo to lump Jeffery Epstein in with dyslexic people. I’m not trying to drag Liz here (we’re moots), this is just a bad take.
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Jeez, Hilary Knight is unstoppable.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Jeez, Hilary Knight is unstoppable.
respectfully
Damn Baby
YouTube video by Alpine - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
respectfully
LOLOL wtfff
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
LOLOL wtfff
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
*laughs maniacally* let's GO
Hold On Tight
YouTube video by Electric Light Orchestra - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
*laughs maniacally* let's GO
can I have your pickle
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
can I have your pickle
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when I feel this way I wish I could wrap all of you here up in my arms and fly you all up above the clouds where the sun shines to the space my heart inhabits and everyone would know what I know
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
when I feel this way I wish I could wrap all of you here up in my arms and fly you all up above the clouds where the sun shines to the space my heart inhabits and everyone would know what I know
do you know what happens when you combine Velveeta with Rotel
That's right. A party
That's right. A party
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
do you know what happens when you combine Velveeta with Rotel
That's right. A party
That's right. A party
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