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Gerald Blackwell
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Chronically annoyed. 😒
“SPAP!”: the sound of someone getting dope-slapped with a spatula.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
So…

Still no word about the alleged arrest of the alleged girlfriend of the alleged Aunt Tifa founder?
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Shutting down the House of Representatives makes the following statement:

“You so-called “people,” you peasants, plebs, and proles, no longer have a voice. From now on, you will only do what we, your betters, tell you to do.

“Obedience is your only option.”

The appropriate response is obvious.
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In the wake of the recent AI video, expect subsequent ones to become progressively more vicious, ultimately depicting political opponents being tortured and executed.

The red-hats will lap it up, and the shitbags will respond to any criticism with “wE wErE jUsT jOkInG wHeRe’S yOuR sEnSe Of HuMoR?”
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So, any updates on that alleged Antifa founder’s alleged girlfriend who allegedly got arrested?
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Soooo…Baldy McPencilneck is threatening arrest for anyone who calls him a fascist, claiming it’s incitement to violence.

I guess that means it’s still okay to call him a shitbag or a bald-headed ass-wipe. 😁
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So, apparently Kristi Noem showed up at a private business in Chicago, supposedly to use the restroom, and was denied entry.

She had a whole herd of ICE agents *right there with her*. They could’ve blasted their way in.

The fash leadership are a bunch of chickenshits and pansies.
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have to wonder: if shitbags like Rigney and Stuckey found themselves in mortal peril, would they fight to stay alive, or would they bow their heads, resign themselves to their doom, and say “Lord, Thy will be done”?
*Blessed are the unfeeling, for they shall inherit the GOP. Books, sermons, and tweets now warn that “toxic empathy” is destroying civilization*

Nathan J. Robinson
filed 30 September 2025 in Editor’s Notes

www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-rig...
The Right’s Latest Culture War Crusade is Against Empathy
Blessed are the unfeeling, for they shall inherit the GOP. Books, sermons, and tweets now warn that “toxic empathy” is destroying civilization.
www.currentaffairs.org
October 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So, how close are we to getting an analog of Germany’s Treachery Act of 1934?
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Y’know, I’m surprised he hasn’t ordered a blue area to be carpet-bombed, and then claim that Venezuela did it…
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Whenever a RWNJ says someone “should be fired and investigated” I always hear “taken out and sh0t.”

This probably says something less than flattering about me.
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So, what’s the over/under on people getting straight-up arrested for posting Mean Things™️ on the socials about the Fat Ugly Shit-Gargling Fuckwit Who Drinks His Own Bathwater?
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So, apparently the regime is going after people for insufficiently rending their garments over the late obnoxious, self-righteous, bigoted little shitbag.

One wonders what they will do in response to the insults and public disrespect they’re sure to get.

Will they call it Hate Speech™️?
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
And here I was wondering who the first MAGA martyr would be… 😬
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Spread this around. WaPo is apparently radio silent about it.
People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So he’s not dead yet. ☹️
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I will not be surprised if there is an attempt by Federal law enforcement to arrest Newsom; at this point he’s basically daring the Shitbag to do something.
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Soooo…if I post on the socials that Thomas Homan needs a baseball bat upside the head and someone unknown to me takes a swing at him, he’s gonna come after *me*?
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My latest game-related acquisition: a d100.

9.6 ounces of solid metal.

One could put it in a sock and inflict serious, possibly fatal, blunt trauma.

Or one could use it to generate numbers from 1 to 100.

#DiceGoblin
July 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
:: writes “Charlie Kirk” and “twenty-pound sledgehammer” in the same sentence ::
June 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Gerald Blackwell
Oh shit!
Spotted in Houston today
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s Tuesday and I’m making tacos. Tacos. Because it’s Tuesday. No other reason. Honest. 😏 #TACO
June 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Unpopular Opinion™️ time!

FIFA and the IOC should relocate their events away from the US and bar US teams from participating in those events.
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
On today’s episode of I NICKED THIS FROM SOMEWHERE…
May 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I wonder how many of the incoming Afrikaner “refugees” have purchased that five-million-dollar gold card thing that the Shitbag has been hawking…
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM