Christopher Thomas (he/him)
@gefiltegoblin.bsky.social
Just a chill Jewish guy gaming his way through life. I love bagels and lox, books, and tabletop RPGs. And naps. Super into naps. #BLM 🇵🇸
Simone Biles is amazing 🤩
June 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Simone Biles is amazing 🤩
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This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.
A couple of thoughts:
- We already have a similar program, the EB-5 visa, but that requires investing $500k or 1 million in US businesses and creating jobs, not just buying in with cold hard cash.
- Trump can't do anything like this without Congress. The president can't sell green cards. Period.
- We already have a similar program, the EB-5 visa, but that requires investing $500k or 1 million in US businesses and creating jobs, not just buying in with cold hard cash.
- Trump can't do anything like this without Congress. The president can't sell green cards. Period.
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.
I need to play more Saints Row.
February 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I need to play more Saints Row.
Can't sleep so I'm doomscrolling and watching the snow fall outside.
February 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Can't sleep so I'm doomscrolling and watching the snow fall outside.
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It's a scary time to be trans right now. My heart goes out to all my peeps living through this shit 😕
February 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's a scary time to be trans right now. My heart goes out to all my peeps living through this shit 😕
Damn, I was having so much fun on the ICE tip line before they shut it down. I can only hope that ICE recognizes the threat and deports Elon Musk. 😂😊
January 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Damn, I was having so much fun on the ICE tip line before they shut it down. I can only hope that ICE recognizes the threat and deports Elon Musk. 😂😊
The Bills/Chiefs game is going to be a close one...
January 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Bills/Chiefs game is going to be a close one...
According to the department of the interior, the gulf of mexico is now the gulf of America. I need to talk to some food about this.
January 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
According to the department of the interior, the gulf of mexico is now the gulf of America. I need to talk to some food about this.
I wish AOC were president.
January 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I wish AOC were president.
Based on president Trump's new definitions of male and female as outlined in his executive order, everyone in this country is now a female because fetuses can't grow male organs until 6 weeks after conception.
#thefutureisfemale
#thefutureisfemale
January 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Based on president Trump's new definitions of male and female as outlined in his executive order, everyone in this country is now a female because fetuses can't grow male organs until 6 weeks after conception.
#thefutureisfemale
#thefutureisfemale
What we do in the shadows is pretty funny 🤣
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
What we do in the shadows is pretty funny 🤣
POSE has to be one of the best TV shows I've ever seen.
January 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
POSE has to be one of the best TV shows I've ever seen.
Thinking about writing my own DnD campaign from scratch.
January 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Thinking about writing my own DnD campaign from scratch.
apples and honey is a treat for anytime, not just Rosh Hashanah.
January 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
apples and honey is a treat for anytime, not just Rosh Hashanah.
Watching American horror story to bring in the new year.
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Watching American horror story to bring in the new year.
Need ideas for new shows to watch...
December 30, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Need ideas for new shows to watch...
I feel kinda meh about squid game season 2. It's not terrible, but it's not as good as the first season.
December 27, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I feel kinda meh about squid game season 2. It's not terrible, but it's not as good as the first season.
Happy Hanukah!
December 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Happy Hanukah!
All alone for the holidays 😔
December 25, 2024 at 9:04 AM
All alone for the holidays 😔
Die Hard is the best Christmas movie. Full stop.
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Die Hard is the best Christmas movie. Full stop.
Been binging Chopped all weekend long. 😊
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Been binging Chopped all weekend long. 😊
I do this all the time.
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I do this all the time.
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You are safer in a bathroom with a trans woman than in a pup tent with a youth pastor.
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
You are safer in a bathroom with a trans woman than in a pup tent with a youth pastor.