No, you really shouldn't do that.

Put it in a football sock first, then you can swing it like a flail. Much more effective 😁

If everyone did just one good thing that wasn’t for their own benefit in any way, how much more positive a place would the world be?

Yeah you're probably right!

I wonder if they will ever get bored of moaning about the same things all of the time?

There's plenty of great new ideas in this world. The problem is that the people having them are too fucked from having to work long hours for shit pay to do anything about it

"I'm afraid we're all out of capers, but we do have some high jinks in aisle seven"

My mate Rich and I used to work in a bookshop in Croydon. He was stood behind the till when a customer asked him, "Do you keep stationery?" and he replied, "No, we move around."

Reminds me of the time I stopped off at the Big Asda on the way home from work. Two women stood inside the entrance doing market research. The one says "Do you recyle?"

I said "Yes! Every morning I cycle to work, and when I'm finished I recycle home"

I cannot argue with that statement 😂

The usual chuds!

I understand now, no fish.

Sea horses it is. Thanks for your patience in explaining it to me!

I was unaware of this, but it does not surprise me. I assume all those people who complained about brown-skinned hobbits and elves were absolutely furious about the whitewashing of her characters?

Sounds like the planets on Starfield 😂

How can they be like dolphins if they're totally unrelated to the sea? Still sounds more horsey imo