Geordie Kakamora
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social
Just a villainous pirate coconut from the Toon.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.
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No urgency.
No hunger.
No identity.
Not acceptable.
No hunger.
No identity.
Not acceptable.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No urgency.
No hunger.
No identity.
Not acceptable.
No hunger.
No identity.
Not acceptable.
This season is turning into such a disappointment for so many reasons, this result being the latest one.
Why are we so toothless going forward?
#NUFC
Why are we so toothless going forward?
#NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This season is turning into such a disappointment for so many reasons, this result being the latest one.
Why are we so toothless going forward?
#NUFC
Why are we so toothless going forward?
#NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Your Mags on derby day! ✊
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Your Mags on derby day! ✊
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December 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Well, it's derby day and I can't say I'm looking forward to it. Torn between watching the game and the potential for joy versus the risk of despair.
#NUFC
#NUFC
a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
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December 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Well, it's derby day and I can't say I'm looking forward to it. Torn between watching the game and the potential for joy versus the risk of despair.
#NUFC
#NUFC
This is a significant dent in Arsenal's title hopes but more importantly it's ruining my acca.
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is a significant dent in Arsenal's title hopes but more importantly it's ruining my acca.
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@thetrawl.bsky.social Thanks a bunch. "You are the Bell End of the Week" is not an appropriate jingle to find yourself singing.
I nearly got banned from Morrisons.
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I nearly got banned from Morrisons.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
@thetrawl.bsky.social Thanks a bunch. "You are the Bell End of the Week" is not an appropriate jingle to find yourself singing.
I nearly got banned from Morrisons.
🤬
I nearly got banned from Morrisons.
🤬
There is no greater lie than the cup number indicator on the side of a kettle.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There is no greater lie than the cup number indicator on the side of a kettle.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What do I know!
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What do I know!
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fucking knew it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@geordiekakamora.bsky.social has swears! They've used 121 profanities in their last 1,869 posts.
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "fucking" (23 times)
🥉 "fuck" (15 times)
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@profanity.accountant Let's do this.
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