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En el show de esta noche Miguel hará lo mismo. Os llegará un correo con sus chistes en pdf.
El papa Francisco, en reposo absoluto: el Vaticano difundirá sólo el texto del ángelus para que pueda descansar
El papa ha descansado bien y seguirá en el hospital al menos toda la semana que viene
El papa seguirá en el hospital al menos toda la semana que viene hasta que esté curado de su neumonía bilateral y pueda continuar el tratamiento en su r...
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February 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
En el show de esta noche Miguel hará lo mismo. Os llegará un correo con sus chistes en pdf.
Os juro que a veces se me olvida que aqui tambien se puede escribir además de leer
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Os juro que a veces se me olvida que aqui tambien se puede escribir además de leer
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Esta es La Nadadora más grande que he pintado nunca. Estaba tan emocionada por enseñárosla que me he manchado el pelo de pintura, y ni me he fijado ni la hora, ni el día que era. El algoritmo no me va a querer. A mí, plin. Mi cuadro mola tela.
January 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Esta es La Nadadora más grande que he pintado nunca. Estaba tan emocionada por enseñárosla que me he manchado el pelo de pintura, y ni me he fijado ni la hora, ni el día que era. El algoritmo no me va a querer. A mí, plin. Mi cuadro mola tela.
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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Que raro está el Balatro
January 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Que raro está el Balatro
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Kept him 500 Days !!!!!
This is a huge record, my goal is to keep him alive 1000 days so, I am at 50% of it, I can't believe it!
He is still going strong even at 500 years old 💪🦈💙
This is a huge record, my goal is to keep him alive 1000 days so, I am at 50% of it, I can't believe it!
He is still going strong even at 500 years old 💪🦈💙
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Kept him 500 Days !!!!!
This is a huge record, my goal is to keep him alive 1000 days so, I am at 50% of it, I can't believe it!
He is still going strong even at 500 years old 💪🦈💙
This is a huge record, my goal is to keep him alive 1000 days so, I am at 50% of it, I can't believe it!
He is still going strong even at 500 years old 💪🦈💙
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The internet is now five websites owned by three people and all of them are awful
January 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The internet is now five websites owned by three people and all of them are awful
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Me he reído de esto todo el día 😂
January 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me he reído de esto todo el día 😂
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este domingo a ver nosferatu
December 27, 2024 at 12:29 PM
este domingo a ver nosferatu
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Phones being just bad computers that are brand locked, just as expensive, and can't do 70% of the things regular computers can is really showing how acheing our world is. My phone literally cannot shut down on a timer, and its these little things that add up to sheer frustration with any device
December 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Phones being just bad computers that are brand locked, just as expensive, and can't do 70% of the things regular computers can is really showing how acheing our world is. My phone literally cannot shut down on a timer, and its these little things that add up to sheer frustration with any device
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On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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Es que cada cosa nueva que sale es mejor:
-Llegó en bici
-Le dedicó una sonrisa amable a la recepcionista.
-Se paseó delante de las cámaras.
-Disparó tres balas con tres palabras escritas: Deny, Defend, Depose.
-Se deshizo de la mochila, que iba llena de billetes de Monopoly
-Se marchó en autobus.
-Llegó en bici
-Le dedicó una sonrisa amable a la recepcionista.
-Se paseó delante de las cámaras.
-Disparó tres balas con tres palabras escritas: Deny, Defend, Depose.
-Se deshizo de la mochila, que iba llena de billetes de Monopoly
-Se marchó en autobus.
The backpack believed to belong to the United Healthcare CEO shooter was reportedly full of Monopoly money
(via MSNBC)
(via MSNBC)
December 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Es que cada cosa nueva que sale es mejor:
-Llegó en bici
-Le dedicó una sonrisa amable a la recepcionista.
-Se paseó delante de las cámaras.
-Disparó tres balas con tres palabras escritas: Deny, Defend, Depose.
-Se deshizo de la mochila, que iba llena de billetes de Monopoly
-Se marchó en autobus.
-Llegó en bici
-Le dedicó una sonrisa amable a la recepcionista.
-Se paseó delante de las cámaras.
-Disparó tres balas con tres palabras escritas: Deny, Defend, Depose.
-Se deshizo de la mochila, que iba llena de billetes de Monopoly
-Se marchó en autobus.
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Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
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La existencia de un Yakuza Sushi en Madrid implica Ia existencia de un ETA Croqueta en Tokyo
November 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
La existencia de un Yakuza Sushi en Madrid implica Ia existencia de un ETA Croqueta en Tokyo
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Gente ya soy doctora!!
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Gente ya soy doctora!!
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Algoritmo de Instagram: La gente es guapa y su vida es genial
Algoritmo de facebook: La gente es fea y su vida es absurda
Algoritmo de Bluesky: Tú eres guapo y tu vida es genial
Algoritmo de X: Las calles están llenas de moros asesinos que okuparán tu casa. Compra perrocoins en este enlace.
Algoritmo de facebook: La gente es fea y su vida es absurda
Algoritmo de Bluesky: Tú eres guapo y tu vida es genial
Algoritmo de X: Las calles están llenas de moros asesinos que okuparán tu casa. Compra perrocoins en este enlace.
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Algoritmo de Instagram: La gente es guapa y su vida es genial
Algoritmo de facebook: La gente es fea y su vida es absurda
Algoritmo de Bluesky: Tú eres guapo y tu vida es genial
Algoritmo de X: Las calles están llenas de moros asesinos que okuparán tu casa. Compra perrocoins en este enlace.
Algoritmo de facebook: La gente es fea y su vida es absurda
Algoritmo de Bluesky: Tú eres guapo y tu vida es genial
Algoritmo de X: Las calles están llenas de moros asesinos que okuparán tu casa. Compra perrocoins en este enlace.