Chris
gerryowen.bsky.social
Chris
@gerryowen.bsky.social
Adjunct instructor of writing and literature at Queens College CUNY. Broken-down skateboarder.
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I remember meeting up at a concert in Harvard Square and being sincerely kind of nervous about it, worried I wouldn’t be able to keep up. That I wasn’t going to be funny enough. Like I was hanging out with a beloved famous comedian or something. Which is what he was, in fact.
In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa...
flaminghydra.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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i am willing to wager a single one of their nephews or some shit had a flight get delayed and that was It. this ends Tonight i dont give a Fuck
Democrats negotiated a plan where a 8 completely safe dems would vote to open and the rest can post “i voted no” thats what all the negotiations were about: how they would explain the optics of the loss. it was never about saving healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I really think the Jays win the World Series if IKF takes a better lead off of third base when he got thrown out by Rojas. Leads! The small things matter so much.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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boy the "it was supposed to explode all the time, akshually" guys are going to have a hard time if this thing's a dud

no amount of rosy Eric Berger ars technica columns will console them
Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning
The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.
www.planetearthandbeyond.co
March 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The Senate Democratic leader says it can’t be genocide if you were “provoked.”

That is just a stunning thing to believe let alone say on the record.
March 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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One columnist, a professional pundit, is living in a paranoid delusion. The other, a sociologist, is living in America.
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
this dude was my elementary school gym teacher lol. we also learned juggling, the "diablo," and how to walk on a big plastic ball
February 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM