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getoutofmyway.bsky.social
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
@getoutofmyway.bsky.social
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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise. “A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 13h
Too late. Bluesky and X beat him to it.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13h
Good lord.

@apnews.com
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 13h
We already minted the coin. We're gonna be rich.
Enjoy.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 14h
The Texas National Guard's elite Meal Team Six arrives in Chicago, proclaiming to the crowd "Eat, eat, eat!!!"

#TexasNationalGuard #Chicago
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
All the cams I see are covered in plywood.
At least Trump says so.
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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 14h
Many of these are just of highways, but you can look at actual live footage of Portland and see that it is…just…not that?

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
You owe me a new monitor. This one is now covered in coffee.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
You can hear gears grinding and see smoke billowing from his ears.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
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ripwheeler.bsky.social @ripwheeler.bsky.social · 17h
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Pam's having quite a week.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Funny how we Dems provide healthcare for villains and furrigners, so they're taking healthcare from Americans to teach us a lesson.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
We have that. GUTFELD!
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
The caliber of questions is creek mud low.

Someone please get called on and just say, Mr. President, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU, OKAY?

If you're gonna go low, at least make some history that'll be remembered.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Inside Trump's skull:
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
...huh?
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
This isn't funny.
This isn't even clever.
It's fucking infantile name-calling.

We are sick of it. We have to end this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Trump smiles along as Sortor refers to the White House press as "the garbage standing over here"
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
These weirdos have the darkest view of humanity in the history of darkness.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Can we point out that this is an anti-anti-fascist roundtable?

They're against being against fascism.

Think about this.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
WE'RE LOSING OUR HEALTHCARE.
WHAT THE ***FUCK*** ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING!?!
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
HE'S KIDDING!
LOOK AT HIM! HE'S KIDDING!
CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?
LIGHTEN UP!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
"Maybe you can look into that, Pam" -- Trump directs Pam Bondi to try to stop a planned anti-Trump rally in Austin
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Protests are now illegal?
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
Does anyone in the press corps know how to make a fist and use it? Curious.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
(Allow for replies on this, Jake.)
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 14h
When you're hearing the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over again, you tend to nod off no matter how much it's porno to you.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Trump is fighting sleep during this antifa roundtable and sleep is gaining the upper hand
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