Liz 🖤
@ghostbikini.bsky.social
One of the greatest things ever is overhearing your husband read one of your favorite books to your kid at bedtime. Especially if it's Fox In Socks. 😍🤭
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One of the greatest things ever is overhearing your husband read one of your favorite books to your kid at bedtime. Especially if it's Fox In Socks. 😍🤭
They're already blasting the Xmas music at my OB's office. 😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They're already blasting the Xmas music at my OB's office. 😭😭😭
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Coming soon to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Coming soon to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
Surely this ugly Bills loss will help stave off my horrible pregnancy nightmares.
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Surely this ugly Bills loss will help stave off my horrible pregnancy nightmares.
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hardly anything is on fleek these days
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
hardly anything is on fleek these days
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Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
Just got double vaccinated for flu and COVID. Goodbye, left arm.
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just got double vaccinated for flu and COVID. Goodbye, left arm.
I looked at Walmart's maternity section and all they had were graphic t-shirts 🤮 with "mama" on them. 🤮🤮
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I looked at Walmart's maternity section and all they had were graphic t-shirts 🤮 with "mama" on them. 🤮🤮
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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
Timeline cleanse.
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Timeline cleanse.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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Yesterday, when the shooter was an imagined trans Muslim woke leftist, it was WAR.
Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”
Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yesterday, when the shooter was an imagined trans Muslim woke leftist, it was WAR.
Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”
Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”
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"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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is it political violence when a trans woman dies because she was denied healthcare
September 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
is it political violence when a trans woman dies because she was denied healthcare
Highs in the upper 70s this week. Fuck off already.
September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Highs in the upper 70s this week. Fuck off already.
I went to my daughter's pre-k open house today and there's a kid with a semicolon in their name. How are you gonna name a kid 2 complete thoughts and not put one complete thought into naming them? 😂
September 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I went to my daughter's pre-k open house today and there's a kid with a semicolon in their name. How are you gonna name a kid 2 complete thoughts and not put one complete thought into naming them? 😂
Deftones were so good last night. Really cool video/lighting/stage work. Chino's looking healthy. My inner kid was beaming.
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Deftones were so good last night. Really cool video/lighting/stage work. Chino's looking healthy. My inner kid was beaming.
Phantogram. Nice. 👍
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Phantogram. Nice. 👍
Somebody set off a smoke bomb or something in here. 🤔
September 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Somebody set off a smoke bomb or something in here. 🤔
The Dick Punch guy started some T**** talk, but they also played Nettie by Type O Negative sooooo
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Dick Punch guy started some T**** talk, but they also played Nettie by Type O Negative sooooo