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@gidgetwidget.bsky.social
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Currently at VTS near DC. Recovering Twitter User. I still do cool stuff like read the Western Canon for fun & now MDiv. absurdist 'holy theatre' pashit. Peter Brook (RIP) is still my hero. I live for cats (aka Iggyboos)
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gidgetwidget.bsky.social
um...what's this...?

the president made how many hundred millions of dollars??

for a military op he didn't pay for or finance himself cuz america did, but he made *140 million*

nothing makes sense except grifter, user, predator, gangster...
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
[wizard frog pops up]

(holds up sign that reads)

wuff
pray for the
conversion
of J.V. Pants

(holds up a new sign that reads)

papal bulls
or couches
for J.V. Pants

[ wizard frog pops down, exit ]
"Vance knows that by virtue of her humanity, Good was endowed with inherent dignity....Vance knows that only God can take life. Vance knows.... He doesn't care."
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
asking for a friend.
ps. stay for the #AltText
Screenshot of Kristi Noem's face today, January 8, 2025. hot pink title text in upper left corner reads, "yo. what is going on with THE FACE" and yellow title text in the bottom right corner reads, "is it just me or does her face keep changing in subtle cosmetic ways, farther removed from her original face" The meme is intended as satire to state the obvious that there's a lot of plastic surgery "fixing" their public faces. Terrifying, if you ask the author of this absurdly human and not ai AltText. Resist by cultivating human connections, joy & peace.
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
Jesus Freakin Congress.

Seriously, y'all.
Jesus!
Freakin Congress!
A screen shot from the article featuring an example from Judge Ellis's Opion showing a ginger white man in tactical gear & sunglasses with his gun out, pointing at the person filming. The reference details are from Exhibit A & C per "Jesus Freakin Congress"
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
[wizard frogs enter marching in procession across stage. some carry signs, "defend my couches!"]

wizard frogs: (in unison as they across)
J.V. Pants!
J. V. Pants!
Smelly Jelly
Squirty Dirty
J.V. Pants!

J.V. Pants!
J.V. Pants!
Smelly Jelly
Squirty Dirty
J.V. Pants!

[EXIT, chanting fades away]
JD Vance on Fox News talking about Mamdani as "the guy who wants to take all the property away from white people" being a pompous, evil smee.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
With #AltText (stay for the AltText *wink*)

The first part of the sentence was cut off. It's important for context because what it meant to say was, "Due to international laws against slave trafficking & other operations involving world domination, I, Trump, I am Trump..."

Trump is...
White House Website updated its "Presidential Actions" page with large white title text (probably Times New Roman but wgaf) on a blue background that says, "Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States" in small text below it (looks like Arial Rounded which is weird but again wgaf) it says, "Presidential Memoranda" and below that, the date, "January 7, 2026"
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
#xfiles season 4, episode 3

T E L I K O

tfw an gdmf xfiles episode from the 1990s resonates with more truth about our reality at this moment than anything we see in legacy news & fallacious government "statements"
X Files opening title sequence from the season 4 episode, "Teliko" ending. Instead of reading, "The truth is out there", it lists three words in the center: DECEIVE INVEIGLE OBFUSCATE
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
anyone have that #StarTrek #TNG video?
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
had to zoom-in on the picture in the op.

i do not write these words as a passing quondom quip:

i have never seen a thing screaming of evil & corruption & mass destruction like this
the screenshot zooms in on a photo of Kalshi's "prediction market" website where users can place bets & wager on whether the usa will take control of Greenland by Jan. 21. there is close to $500,000.00 in the pot & its odds went up 10.5% today. the source of verification for a winning wager is the New York Times
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
Ps. Stay for the #AltText
screenshot of Bluesky post on January 6, 2026 revealing the white house website has a page dedicated to tripling-down on the lies about what people experienced & watched unfold in real time, footage seen repeatedly, proven time and again, over five years, they led a violent insurrection. In other words, pretend the insurrection we're experiencing in real time is not a coup.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
each episode has its own special blend of spice flavoring the current news cycle

but this one feels awfully on the nose with all the borg, evil lore corrupting commander data w/ artificial emotions, plan to destroy the federation....
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
screen post for context (ps. Stay for #AltText)

ngl, i avoid the sound of that man's voice but wtaf, peeps, waddup?

what an absolute douchenozzle, pastey shit-twink, his voice sounds like it's gonna crack. an adolescent boy w/ changing vocal cords on the brink of a tantrum & epic meltdown. vibes?
atrupar post at 6:32 pm, Jan. 5, 2026 of shittwink miller yelling at cnn's jake tapper about unapologetically using military to secure "our hemisphere" cuz america is a superpower & a bunch of ignorant, stupidly untrue, & ringing american white supremacy bells with outdated colonialism tropes.
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
the soundbite from this exchange between the alien & Bill Pullman from the first independance day movie?

it's living rent free in my head as I read headlines. we're all like, "how about peace?"

& tramp regime is all, "peace.....no...peeaaace" as it strangles Brent Spiner, stealing his voice.
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
here is today's
Captain Picard was just woken up, sleeping naked in bed and is under the covers turning onto his back, a drowsy smile on his face. Q is lying on his back next to Picard, atop the covers, dressed in Picard's uniform. Captain Picard is no longer smiling with the covers pulled up to his chest, gripping them tightly. Q looks disappointed. Closed Caption reads, "I don't feel guilty about anything, Q."
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
[ oliver roo #iggyboo spee-spaw #kitten #CatsOfBluesky #BlueskyCats ]

current state of the spee:
a dark grey tabby cat sitting upright on a kitchen island next to a container of cherry tomatoes and a container of strawberries. his ears are pointing sideways & he's making a face like the count from sesame street with 2 visible, canine teeth. I snapped the picture as he finished a yawn. Now the kitty is on all fours, with one leg stepping forward, crouching on top of the island and looking down at the camera, his tail up and pointing to the right. Posing like a model on the catwalk but also looking like he's considering the photographer as lunch.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
note:
ps. stay for the #AltText
google ai search summary saying a song written in 1972 was inspired by 2007 photos of Vladimir Putin riding a horse shirtless. the wikipedia article & link listed directly below the ai summary is underlined & circled in hot pink to highlight the false information. ironically, google also failed massively to provide resources for information about when that Putin photograph, an image burned into my brain like a branding iron, was taken. thank god for the cbc with its 2007 news story on that batshit moment in time.
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
cc @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Captain Picard in a bed with no clothes on but the covers pulled up, turning over to where Q is lying next to him dressed in his Captain's uniform. Captain Picard in a bed with no clothes on but he has pulled the covers all the way up, with his hands gripping the comforter in awkward tension. Q is lying next to him dressed in his Captain's uniform looking disappointed. Closed Caption reads, "I don't feel guilty about anything, Q."
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
I fully support y'all checking out the epic takedown of a troll by @swingingstorm.bsky.social in this #thread

ps. & #jftr remember the #blueskything is a choice here in the skyverse & so, my choice?Block Blockity Block Block Block!
Account for pekaschmitt blocked & posts hidden.
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
most excellent moments of #mst3k this from #theundead Mike & the Bots were on a ROLL 😂😂😂😂🤣🔥
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
oh, this kitty #cat is on a roll! oliver roo #Iggyboo spee spaw #kitten

current state of the spee:
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
aw diddum waddum #iggyboo ♡

look at the puddle of #cat on the floor in front of the wood burning stove.
kitty cat stretched out on the floor, asleep, in front of a wood burning stove, decadently enjoying the heat emanating from the stove just above & the wood floor that's nice and warm too.
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
hee-y'ello, i'm a half-Arabian horsie, very green (without much training) & i bet you can't complete this course & get me to jump over every 2.6 fence, especially that half-stride combination ...
Social Media Post screencapture that says: Introduce yourself with what almost killed you Hi, I'm a swimming pool
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
Know what's insidiously weird & gross about this image? They used a piece of original art by a well-known Japanese artist & graphic designer named Hiroshi Nagai. It's totally out of context.

Was that on purpose or just more bombastic ignorance? Sick shit.

hiroshinagai.com/gallery/vehi...
same image from the dhs post without the title text "america after 100 million deportations"; instead with the artist watermark, 'copyright Hiroshi Nagai' in the upper right hand corner.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
trade you? ...

i'm exercising mulligan rights.
bed rotting
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
gidgetwidget.bsky.social
Behold! The 60th Anniversary of #StarTrek float at the Rose Bowl Parade with @georgetakei.bsky.social & cast members like Tig Navarro! Riding in the pouring rain like champs!

(please excuse Dad nattering in the background)
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM