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Entree 3000
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Keep your glenns close and your nine inch nails closer.
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Wanna get your mind blown? Think about everything that’s ever happened.
My New Year’s resolution is to get more screen time
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Instagram needs to stop trying to sell me 128 dollar sweatpants
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Taking my eyes off the road for 2 seconds to let Waze users know about the sneaky cop and running my car directly into him
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don’t CARE about the Epstein files all I care about is mcdonald’s, charging my phone, twerking, being bisexual, eating hot chip & lying
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s gotta be so embarrassing to be a little horse around other normal horses
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
AI is cool and all but does anyone know how any of this fuckin shit works
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ok why are they called dispensaries and not grass stations
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Almost time to incessantly hear our favorite Christmas song from
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Thanks for buying something from us! How bout we email you every day for the rest of your life until you tell us to stop.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just got a calculator. What are some good numbers to multiply
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Girl With the Dragon Ball Z Tattoo
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The living daylights has to be the worst things to get beaten out of you
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I really wish my doctor would STOP calling me like get a clue bro
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok “fight fire with fire” is WRONG I just burnt down my whole house
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sarah Jessica Parkour
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite singer-songwriter from Philadelphia is probably Father Jawn Misty
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Does anyone know how big galactus’ nuts are
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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you can just play GTA 6 in real life it's basically the same game
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How did I end up in the hot goth clown mommy realm on Instagram
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It should be illegal to email me
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Do I have to see grumpy old men before I see grumpier old men? Will I be lost
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
LL Bean stands for ladies love bean.
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM