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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 10h

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 14h

Be careful about trying out music you got for free off bandcamp thst you have not listened to in your dj sets cuz you might get hit with an mlk Jr "I have a dream" sample out of nowhere and it throws the vibes WAY off

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 15h

I had to dip early but I need to be on record that Max is extremely Wirt-coded

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 16h

I think that arcades should have twinks in bondage with fucking machines. When you score a point (blast someone with a light gun etc) the machine would thrust. And if the twink connected to your machine shoots ropes then you win a prize.

To differentiate it from the at home gaming experience.

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trans pervert writer @transmommyxxx.bsky.social · 17d

me: it’s a joke that white women fuck dogs haha

my friend: you’re a white woman, does that mean you fuck dogs?

me, clenching my fist with the desire to say “i prefer horses”: no

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 17h

LMAO

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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 18h

ny honest reaction to "nobody wants to be a cocksucker"

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 18h

Born to be the good girl next door. Forced to lock in and jeeerrrkkkkk offfff da boooyyyysssss

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 19h

Hehehehehe well likewise 😌😚💖

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 19h

Everything would be over...

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 19h

The more shlubby I dress when i leave the house, the more beautiful the women I run into in the great outdoors are

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 20h

5pm bong rip

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 20h

One of my favorite things I've learned since dressing up as a slutty clown is that my wife is lowkey afraid of clowns and that kind of makes me horny but I'll be keeping that to myself (by posting it on bluesky)

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 21h

Everybody wants their cock sucked but nobody wants to be a "cocksucker". What a cruel world we've made for ourselves

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 21h

Once I kill Osama Bin Laden I will become the Queen of Al-Queda and reform their toxic workplace culture from the inside

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gOcktopussy @giril-shlingus.bsky.social · 21h

I was so sad on September 11, 2001, because I was supposed to tour the YTV building on that day, and they cancelled the tours, because of 9/11... since then I have devoted my life to finding and killing Osama Bin Laden

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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 1d

yeah the buddha didnt say anything about desire actually common misconception. He actually said the way to reach enlightenment is to compare yourself to everyone you meet and become better than them.

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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 23h

if you are autistic with your foreskin in tact you are a grade one level ESPer and we will need your skills in the coming psychic war

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."