Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?

(Don’t worry, I dialed 311 & the city is sending someone out. This is legitimately dangerous!)

Congratulations! ⭐️🩷

I’m really curious to see what happens when Manusos & Carol meet. Even if not an intentional allegory, the friction that’s inevitable when 2 ND-coded folks meet & aren’t aligned is going to be interesting, IMO.

I would be physically unable to not disturb the undulating fur mass by petting it.

Sincerely sorry you have to deal with that ever, let alone this time of year.

That sounds like it would smell really good! I used to visit an acupuncturist for endo (I need to go back) & everything he used smelled amazing to me.

Muting ‘Bari’

Does Eldritch Brunch happen on the same day as Naked Lunch?