Give Daddy the Knife, Cindy
@givedaddytheknife.bsky.social
Beloved Maltese children’s character. Like Mark Borchardt, but for sandwiches. Level II on the chart, #1 in your heart.
Pinned
I’m looking for an online group where I can talk with other fans of the soap opera Passions. Sincerely.
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anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
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✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
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voted to repeal people’s healthcare and blew off the consequences. now the only thing you’ll be blowing is the grim reaper
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
voted to repeal people’s healthcare and blew off the consequences. now the only thing you’ll be blowing is the grim reaper
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Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
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it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
How lovely! In the spirit of the holidays, someone has donated a children’s playhouse to the local park!
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How lovely! In the spirit of the holidays, someone has donated a children’s playhouse to the local park!
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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I need a life coach to point a gun at me all day.
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I need a life coach to point a gun at me all day.
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i think whining about posters being too mean is pathetic but this website *is* full of dorks who spent the last decade watching funny people insult online foes & are now vibrating at the dream of racking up favs for dunking on someone online. many clumsy, repetitive insults from the "Yikes." crowd
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i think whining about posters being too mean is pathetic but this website *is* full of dorks who spent the last decade watching funny people insult online foes & are now vibrating at the dream of racking up favs for dunking on someone online. many clumsy, repetitive insults from the "Yikes." crowd
Making Christmas Plans for Nigel
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Making Christmas Plans for Nigel
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sorry you had a rough day would it help if i treated you like a dog and made you drink water out of a bowl
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
sorry you had a rough day would it help if i treated you like a dog and made you drink water out of a bowl
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These Epstein files have shaken my view of the victims. I'm not saying they deserved it, exactly, but every one is wearing blackface.
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
These Epstein files have shaken my view of the victims. I'm not saying they deserved it, exactly, but every one is wearing blackface.
For real, though, is anyone here knowledgeable about any overlap for endo/fibroids/PMDD and Autism/ADHD, and willing to infodump?
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
For real, though, is anyone here knowledgeable about any overlap for endo/fibroids/PMDD and Autism/ADHD, and willing to infodump?
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Muting ‘Bari’
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Muting ‘Bari’
Is it my Autism that causes me to remember the minutiae of every perceived personal grievance years or even decades after the fact? Or is it being Italian American? Top Scientists are working around the clock to find out.
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Is it my Autism that causes me to remember the minutiae of every perceived personal grievance years or even decades after the fact? Or is it being Italian American? Top Scientists are working around the clock to find out.
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Way back when I was on Twitter I was in a GC with some bigger Left Twitter accounts. I remember around this time of year someone was (to me) seemingly disproportionately scandalized because Todd Hitler was a MUFO & was rude to them. I was like, what did you expect dude, his username is Todd Hitler.
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Way back when I was on Twitter I was in a GC with some bigger Left Twitter accounts. I remember around this time of year someone was (to me) seemingly disproportionately scandalized because Todd Hitler was a MUFO & was rude to them. I was like, what did you expect dude, his username is Todd Hitler.
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i’m really stupid but at least i’m loved
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i’m really stupid but at least i’m loved
Homestuck has a lot to answer for.
DHS just shared this video to X with the caption "This Christmas, our hearts grow as our illegal population shrinks."
The video is set to a version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and has text that reads "Christmas after mass deportations." The end reads "Mirthnuke."
Evil shit.
The video is set to a version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and has text that reads "Christmas after mass deportations." The end reads "Mirthnuke."
Evil shit.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Homestuck has a lot to answer for.
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have had actual brain damage and I can’t drive and I can barely read sometimes but at least I can make my husband laugh.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have had actual brain damage and I can’t drive and I can barely read sometimes but at least I can make my husband laugh.
If I were in the type of job that made announcements, I’d make sure everyone knew Dr. Phibes Rides Again is on Tubi.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If I were in the type of job that made announcements, I’d make sure everyone knew Dr. Phibes Rides Again is on Tubi.
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L driver came on and said “good afternoon this is the captain speaking”
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
L driver came on and said “good afternoon this is the captain speaking”
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Manic pixie dream sandwich
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Manic pixie dream sandwich