@gizmoflyslow.bsky.social
Lives in Florida. A retired veteran against Traitor Trump. Happily married to the woman of my dreams. Share the house with two adopted retired racing greyhounds and a cat who thinks she runs the whole show.
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"Congress" can't hold him accountable because the MAGA POT suckups hold a razor-thin majority. Until he's dead, or their voters show up with torches and pitchforks on their doorsteps, they will do nothing to stop him. It's not that hard to understand people.
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Instead of going through the time and tedium of subpoenas, hearings, and due process, Congress should just do as the Pentagon does: acting on a vague hunch without any evidence, declare that Pam Bondi is a "narco-terrorist" and bust some doors down.
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Instead of going through the time and tedium of subpoenas, hearings, and due process, Congress should just do as the Pentagon does: acting on a vague hunch without any evidence, declare that Pam Bondi is a "narco-terrorist" and bust some doors down.
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Donald Trump’s Department of Justice just went on national television and said that their official position is to protect pedophiles.
That’s what Todd Blanche just said out loud on TV.
Is this what you voted for Maga?
That’s what Todd Blanche just said out loud on TV.
Is this what you voted for Maga?
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Donald Trump’s Department of Justice just went on national television and said that their official position is to protect pedophiles.
That’s what Todd Blanche just said out loud on TV.
Is this what you voted for Maga?
That’s what Todd Blanche just said out loud on TV.
Is this what you voted for Maga?
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If Trump is innocent, prove it.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If Trump is innocent, prove it.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
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This x 1,000,000
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This x 1,000,000
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I want EVERYONE who joined Jeffrey Epstein in abusing women and children to go to jail for their heinous crimes, doesn’t matter their political affiliation.
Fascist republicans want to protect all of their pedo rapists who joined him at all costs.
That’s the difference.
Fascist republicans want to protect all of their pedo rapists who joined him at all costs.
That’s the difference.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I want EVERYONE who joined Jeffrey Epstein in abusing women and children to go to jail for their heinous crimes, doesn’t matter their political affiliation.
Fascist republicans want to protect all of their pedo rapists who joined him at all costs.
That’s the difference.
Fascist republicans want to protect all of their pedo rapists who joined him at all costs.
That’s the difference.
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trump said when he was campaigning that he was going to make "America affordable again.
Now he's saying that affordability is a Democrat hoax.
MAGA will believe anything this dumb son of a bitch says.
Now he's saying that affordability is a Democrat hoax.
MAGA will believe anything this dumb son of a bitch says.
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
trump said when he was campaigning that he was going to make "America affordable again.
Now he's saying that affordability is a Democrat hoax.
MAGA will believe anything this dumb son of a bitch says.
Now he's saying that affordability is a Democrat hoax.
MAGA will believe anything this dumb son of a bitch says.
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If Republicans in Indiana can tell Trump to get fucked, Republicans everywhere can too.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If Republicans in Indiana can tell Trump to get fucked, Republicans everywhere can too.
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
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So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So. Rep Crockett announced her TX campaign for US Senate.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
Good.
Voters get a choice in the primary. They can research the candidates, find their positions on issues and choose.
She's getting ultra-gerrymandered out of her Rep seat, so why not take the shot.
It's a primary. Not a coliseum fight.
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It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
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Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.
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Jasmine Crockett: “To every politician celebrating this decision, let me offer a word of caution — Don't get too comfortable — When you push district lines this far, you risk losing the very seats you thought you locked in“
I think we can turn Texas blue—
I think we can turn Texas blue—
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jasmine Crockett: “To every politician celebrating this decision, let me offer a word of caution — Don't get too comfortable — When you push district lines this far, you risk losing the very seats you thought you locked in“
I think we can turn Texas blue—
I think we can turn Texas blue—
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National Pedophile Day has been added to the list of free entry days to our parks.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
National Pedophile Day has been added to the list of free entry days to our parks.
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According to Fox Propaganda, the least Christlike American ever is singlehandedly bring back Christianity to America.
We are, truly, living in the stupidest time in the stupidest country ever.
We are, truly, living in the stupidest time in the stupidest country ever.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
According to Fox Propaganda, the least Christlike American ever is singlehandedly bring back Christianity to America.
We are, truly, living in the stupidest time in the stupidest country ever.
We are, truly, living in the stupidest time in the stupidest country ever.
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Funny how 7-10 million of us managed to gather all over the country without a single violent incident that was not instigated by MAGA. But the minute a few hundred of us gather to protest ICE we turn into violent rioters who need to be pepper sprayed?
Smells like, complete and utter bullshit.
Smells like, complete and utter bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Funny how 7-10 million of us managed to gather all over the country without a single violent incident that was not instigated by MAGA. But the minute a few hundred of us gather to protest ICE we turn into violent rioters who need to be pepper sprayed?
Smells like, complete and utter bullshit.
Smells like, complete and utter bullshit.
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Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
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When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
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Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map
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Everyone knows that our current health care system is broken.
That’s why over 60% of the American people support Medicare for All.
The day will come when every man, woman and child in this country will have health care as a human right.
We’re going to win this fight.
That’s why over 60% of the American people support Medicare for All.
The day will come when every man, woman and child in this country will have health care as a human right.
We’re going to win this fight.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Everyone knows that our current health care system is broken.
That’s why over 60% of the American people support Medicare for All.
The day will come when every man, woman and child in this country will have health care as a human right.
We’re going to win this fight.
That’s why over 60% of the American people support Medicare for All.
The day will come when every man, woman and child in this country will have health care as a human right.
We’re going to win this fight.
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“I wanted bad things to happen to other people, not me.”
- Every trump voter
- Every trump voter
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“I wanted bad things to happen to other people, not me.”
- Every trump voter
- Every trump voter
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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71 million views. Another brilliant PR move by the outstanding WH comms team. They owned the libs again by attacking and demeaning Sabrina just because she asked them not to steal her music for one of their sick deportation videos. Thanks for the new voters.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
71 million views. Another brilliant PR move by the outstanding WH comms team. They owned the libs again by attacking and demeaning Sabrina just because she asked them not to steal her music for one of their sick deportation videos. Thanks for the new voters.