Grant
@gl0ck.bsky.social
Securer of cybers. Masher of noises. Umpirer of crickets. Speaker of nonsense. he/him/old mate
Getting AI to write your uni assignment is like turning up to gym with a forklift.
December 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Getting AI to write your uni assignment is like turning up to gym with a forklift.
Have somehow found myself up the front for @thebugle.bsky.social in Melbourne. Fingers crossed that @zaltzcricket.bsky.social will be signing copies of Does Anything Eat Bankers?
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Have somehow found myself up the front for @thebugle.bsky.social in Melbourne. Fingers crossed that @zaltzcricket.bsky.social will be signing copies of Does Anything Eat Bankers?
Good job everyone! We've fixed the mental health of teenagers by banning them from (some) social media.
Next, let's improve everyone's health outcomes by banning cancer #auspol
Next, let's improve everyone's health outcomes by banning cancer #auspol
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Good job everyone! We've fixed the mental health of teenagers by banning them from (some) social media.
Next, let's improve everyone's health outcomes by banning cancer #auspol
Next, let's improve everyone's health outcomes by banning cancer #auspol
The secret to getting good at anything right here
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The secret to getting good at anything right here
This is not the psychic damage I needed this morning
Half Life (1998) is now as old as the first ever arcade game, Computer Space (1971) was when Half Life was released.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is not the psychic damage I needed this morning
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Based on their writing in the Epstein emails no wonder why rich assholes think AI being to compose a basic essay is miraculous.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Based on their writing in the Epstein emails no wonder why rich assholes think AI being to compose a basic essay is miraculous.
WorkSafe Victoria displaying a link to Internet Explorer in the year 2025. Superb.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
WorkSafe Victoria displaying a link to Internet Explorer in the year 2025. Superb.
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Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
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By the way this is not how MFA is supposed to work anymore. You're only supposed to have to do it once. It works fine at my job because we have an actual identity team and comprehensive SSO. This is your company's fault and you should make a noise about it.
• type password to open laptop
• enter password for intranet browser
• enter passcode into personal phone
• enter passcode for MS Authenticator
• enter time sensitive numerical code
• enter passcode for MS Authenticator (again?!)
This is insane I am just trying to put in a request for time off
• enter password for intranet browser
• enter passcode into personal phone
• enter passcode for MS Authenticator
• enter time sensitive numerical code
• enter passcode for MS Authenticator (again?!)
This is insane I am just trying to put in a request for time off
August 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
By the way this is not how MFA is supposed to work anymore. You're only supposed to have to do it once. It works fine at my job because we have an actual identity team and comprehensive SSO. This is your company's fault and you should make a noise about it.
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If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
May 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
Happy mclusky day to those that celebrate. mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
the world is still here and so are we, by mclusky
13 track album
mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com
May 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Happy mclusky day to those that celebrate. mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...
"Have you seen that clip where Ed Sheeran comes onstage with The Offspring?"
"You said that sentence to me and time went backwards. I swear to God, I’ve remembered dead relatives I haven’t thought about for decades."
mclusky have not mellowed between albums thequietus.com/interviews/m...
"You said that sentence to me and time went backwards. I swear to God, I’ve remembered dead relatives I haven’t thought about for decades."
mclusky have not mellowed between albums thequietus.com/interviews/m...
Brave in Particular Contexts: Mclusky Interviewed
tQ’s official Mclusky correspondent, JR Moores, catches up with Andrew Falkous to talk pesto, Genghis Khan, a moral opposition to ska, tinnitus and "the technical stuff"
thequietus.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"Have you seen that clip where Ed Sheeran comes onstage with The Offspring?"
"You said that sentence to me and time went backwards. I swear to God, I’ve remembered dead relatives I haven’t thought about for decades."
mclusky have not mellowed between albums thequietus.com/interviews/m...
"You said that sentence to me and time went backwards. I swear to God, I’ve remembered dead relatives I haven’t thought about for decades."
mclusky have not mellowed between albums thequietus.com/interviews/m...
Somehow this aging laptop sticker has become more relevant in 2025. We should all be judged by the enemies we have made. Onya @thekrebscycle.bsky.social , keep fighting the good fight.
April 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Somehow this aging laptop sticker has become more relevant in 2025. We should all be judged by the enemies we have made. Onya @thekrebscycle.bsky.social , keep fighting the good fight.
Me, last week: I can’t find the MFA enrollment process for my super fund?
Me, today: oh
Me, today: oh
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me, last week: I can’t find the MFA enrollment process for my super fund?
Me, today: oh
Me, today: oh
The absolute best feeling as a defender.
March 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The absolute best feeling as a defender.
thanks to an incident involving a firmware update and my own hubris, i am rebuilding my dns server rather that watching #AUSvIND this afternoon
January 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
thanks to an incident involving a firmware update and my own hubris, i am rebuilding my dns server rather that watching #AUSvIND this afternoon
"Should voting be optional for people over 65?"
Voting is already optional for everyone. The only mandatory part is marking your name off the electoral roll. #auspol
Voting is already optional for everyone. The only mandatory part is marking your name off the electoral roll. #auspol
November 27, 2024 at 7:37 AM
"Should voting be optional for people over 65?"
Voting is already optional for everyone. The only mandatory part is marking your name off the electoral roll. #auspol
Voting is already optional for everyone. The only mandatory part is marking your name off the electoral roll. #auspol
• A large class of attacks succeed because of usability failures
• Stolen credential attacks—a major vector today—succeed because the available solutions are not user-friendly
Farewell to one of the greats. Happy retirement Steve Bellovin.
www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/talks/f...
• Stolen credential attacks—a major vector today—succeed because the available solutions are not user-friendly
Farewell to one of the greats. Happy retirement Steve Bellovin.
www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/talks/f...
www.cs.columbia.edu
April 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
• A large class of attacks succeed because of usability failures
• Stolen credential attacks—a major vector today—succeed because the available solutions are not user-friendly
Farewell to one of the greats. Happy retirement Steve Bellovin.
www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/talks/f...
• Stolen credential attacks—a major vector today—succeed because the available solutions are not user-friendly
Farewell to one of the greats. Happy retirement Steve Bellovin.
www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/talks/f...