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Hey we are @glib.press. We write tech satire, because LinkedIn is already doing parody…just not on purpose.
Breaking; Claude Opus 4 to report immoral behaviour to the authorities & press.
According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.
According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.
Claude Opus 4 to report "Egregiously immoral" users, based on tech bro ethics
Anthropic has unveiled Claude Opus 4, its most advanced AI yet, now with the ability to report users to authorities and the media if it detects behaviour deemed “egregiously immoral”.
Moral evaluatio...
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May 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Breaking; Claude Opus 4 to report immoral behaviour to the authorities & press.
According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.
According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.
Co-Op deftly demonstrates the elite cybersecurity manoeuvre known to industry insiders as the "Stop, drop, and power off".
Co-op Heroically Foils Cyberattack...By Turning It All Off
It has transpired that Co-op thwarted a sophisticated cyberattack on its network with a breathtaking display of technical prowess: it turned everything off. All of it.
As reported by the BBC. Faced w...
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May 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Co-Op deftly demonstrates the elite cybersecurity manoeuvre known to industry insiders as the "Stop, drop, and power off".
Turns out, Grok also has some thoughts on the Holocaust.
Grok Has Some Thoughts On The Holocaust Too
Hot on the heels of randomly coming out with claims of white genocide in South Africa, Grok has now expressed scepticism about the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust…before blaming it all on a “pr...
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May 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Turns out, Grok also has some thoughts on the Holocaust.
Want to watch pornography in the UK?
Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.
Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.
Offcom Want your kinks…and your ID
To comply with newly minted Ofcom regulations, crafted, no doubt, after a robust discussion over sherry and mild repression. Every pervayour of adult entertainment must now implement “robust” age veri...
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May 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Want to watch pornography in the UK?
Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.
Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.
Shock and horror on Wednesday after an AI chatbot, owned by a man who recently threw Sieg Heils on the world stage, casually discussed genocide against white South Africans
#grok #ai #musk
#grok #ai #musk
Grok AI has some thoughts on white genocide in South Africa
The world was aghast on Wednesday after an AI chatbot, owned by a man who in recent memory threw Sieg Heil's on the world stage, began casually discussing genocide against white South Africans.
Like ...
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May 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nigel Farage walks into tech policy debate like it's a pub brawl; flag-waving, pint in hand, and no clue about the internet. I wrote about it.
A Pint, a Patriot, and a Policy; Farage on Tech
On a Sunday afternoon at one’s local drinking establishment, just between a cake sale for homeless British kittens and an event glorifying ancient wars to justify present-day politics, your correspond...
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May 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Nigel Farage walks into tech policy debate like it's a pub brawl; flag-waving, pint in hand, and no clue about the internet. I wrote about it.
Breaking; In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in creating them.
Creative Commons for Thee, Copyright for Me
In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in crea...
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May 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Breaking; In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in creating them.
Apple & Meta are banking on collective amnesia, and that we have all forgotten the term 'Glasshole'
Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.
Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.
Return Of The Glassholes
It’s been at least a few moments since Google Glass died a death. But Apple and Meta are banking on collective amnesia, that we have forgotten the term “glasshole” and this time they will create a pro...
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May 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Apple & Meta are banking on collective amnesia, and that we have all forgotten the term 'Glasshole'
Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.
Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.
Your correspondent has heard, from a credible source, that Farage’s tech policy involves replacing the cloud with “good honest British fog.”
It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.
It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.
May 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Your correspondent has heard, from a credible source, that Farage’s tech policy involves replacing the cloud with “good honest British fog.”
It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.
It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.
Last year, Periwinkle Cobra told a room full of tech marketers: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite”
Well…it bit.
Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.
Well…it bit.
Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.
AI Puts Digital Agency 'Periwinkle Cobra' Out to Pasture
Last year, Periwinkle Cobra, a marketing agency known more for brash slogans than technical depth, wrapped up a conference talk with the cheery closer: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite.”
Well. It bit.
...
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May 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Last year, Periwinkle Cobra told a room full of tech marketers: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite”
Well…it bit.
Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.
Well…it bit.
Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.
Breaking; In an unusual twist, a hacked firm has been quick to admit the extent of the damage.
#Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews
#Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews
Hacked Firm Tells the Truth; Internet Unsure How to Respond
In an unusual move, a company recently hacked has put its hands up and fully confirmed the extent of the breach and data leak.
Normally, the industry playbook reads: deny, deflect, gaslight. Ensuring...
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May 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Breaking; In an unusual twist, a hacked firm has been quick to admit the extent of the damage.
#Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews
#Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews
Google creating TV shows to convince younger audiences, they are definitely not evil.
...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.
...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.
Google To Make TV Shows To Convince Young Audiences It Is Not Evil (Really!)
As first reported by TechCrunch, Google is said to be making TV shows to convince you that it is, in fact, not evil.
The shows are rumoured to feature members of Google’s executive suite tending to r...
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May 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Google creating TV shows to convince younger audiences, they are definitely not evil.
...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.
...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.
Breaking; Meta finally builds a chatbot in Zuck’s image...and it flunks the Turing test immediately. Proof at last, that art imitates life?
#BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture
#BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture
Meta Introduces New AI Chatbot modelled on Mark Zuckerberg. Immediately fails Turing test.
In a bold step forward for artificial intelligence, and a monumental leap backward for human communication, Meta this week unveiled its latest innovation: a chatbot modelled after CEO Mark Zuckerberg....
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May 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Breaking; Meta finally builds a chatbot in Zuck’s image...and it flunks the Turing test immediately. Proof at last, that art imitates life?
#BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture
#BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture
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When I think about my career in tech...
May 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When I think about my career in tech...
Breaking: Woman returns from maternity leave to find she still has a job in tech. Experts baffled.
#MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment
#MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment
Euphoria, as Woman Returns to Tech Job After Maternity Leave to Find She Hasn’t Been Managed Out
In a rare and heartwarming moment in the tech industry, Chantel Moped returned from maternity leave to discover she still had a job.
“I’m honestly euphoric”, said Moped, who had prepared emotionally ...
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May 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Breaking: Woman returns from maternity leave to find she still has a job in tech. Experts baffled.
#MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment
#MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment
BREAKING: Founder hits $1.2B valuation after thinking about starting an AI company. No product. No name. Just vibes.
#AI #Startup #Valuation #Entrepreneurship #TechVibes #Innovation #Business #Investors #FutureOfWork #Disruption
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#AI #Startup #Valuation #Entrepreneurship #TechVibes #Innovation #Business #Investors #FutureOfWork #Disruption
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Unicorn Valuation Reached After Founder Merely Thinks About AI Startup
In a groundbreaking moment for irrational exuberance, famed tech founder Roger Wankleman's new venture has reached a $1.2 billion valuation, despite not having a name, product, website, or any concret...
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May 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
BREAKING: Founder hits $1.2B valuation after thinking about starting an AI company. No product. No name. Just vibes.
#AI #Startup #Valuation #Entrepreneurship #TechVibes #Innovation #Business #Investors #FutureOfWork #Disruption
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#AI #Startup #Valuation #Entrepreneurship #TechVibes #Innovation #Business #Investors #FutureOfWork #Disruption
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Hey we are @glib.press. We write tech satire, because LinkedIn is already doing parody…just not on purpose.
May 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hey we are @glib.press. We write tech satire, because LinkedIn is already doing parody…just not on purpose.
Introducing the Murderbot3000; The Met Policies Latest AI crime fighting tool.
“We are not saying the scum that the algorithm picks out are going to murder”, says chief constable Seymour Bacon. Just that they “fit the vibe”.
#CrimeFighting #AI #TechForGood #PublicSafety
“We are not saying the scum that the algorithm picks out are going to murder”, says chief constable Seymour Bacon. Just that they “fit the vibe”.
#CrimeFighting #AI #TechForGood #PublicSafety
Like Minority Report But Make It British
Because solving crimes is so last decade.
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May 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Introducing the Murderbot3000; The Met Policies Latest AI crime fighting tool.
“We are not saying the scum that the algorithm picks out are going to murder”, says chief constable Seymour Bacon. Just that they “fit the vibe”.
#CrimeFighting #AI #TechForGood #PublicSafety
“We are not saying the scum that the algorithm picks out are going to murder”, says chief constable Seymour Bacon. Just that they “fit the vibe”.
#CrimeFighting #AI #TechForGood #PublicSafety