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Global Tetrahedron
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Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.

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Global Tetrahedron Commends Pharma Giant BTH On Their Commitment To Profit At Any Cost, Human or Otherwise. Watch @the-toxic-avenger.bsky.social, uncut only in theaters Friday 8.29. #toxicavenger #partner #ad
while turning the sleepy town of St. Roma's Village into an exciting destination filled with unique biodiversity. If a few two-headed sheep are the price we must pay for such innovation, it is a bargain. But BTH is not just an innovator in pharmaceuticals-they are also pushing forward employee policies that must immediately be taught in our nation's gilded business schools. Our own horde of HR drones is already hard at work implementing BTH's labyrinthine health insurance system for Global Tetrahedron employees, and we are currently combing through applications to hire a local gang of maniacal thugs to deal with disgruntled employees. These are the kinds of outside-the-box business solutions we need. We here at Global Tetrahedron raise a glass of completely normal and safe-to-drink water to you, BTH. May your share price shoot ever higher. The Toxic Avenger Unrated Uncut Only In Theaters 8.29 Buy Tickets Now
August 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM