LeVar Burton Slam Band
@gnarlybill.bsky.social
🇵🇸🇺🇦Befuddled Husband Metal head preschool teacher. If Bob Ross was Afro-Latino, AuDHD, pansexual, talked shit, and fronted a deathcore band. Gaming, ttrpgs, drawing and painting, absurdity, finding community & meaning. no AI trash on my feed please!
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It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood to fucking kick some nazi ass
We’re all just a cell in the body of Satan
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We’re all just a cell in the body of Satan
I meditate and pray everyday to the shapeshifting goblin god glob for giving us this dirty rock to live upon, and for giving us scraps of trash to chew on to make our fangs sharp. Glob bless you all.
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I meditate and pray everyday to the shapeshifting goblin god glob for giving us this dirty rock to live upon, and for giving us scraps of trash to chew on to make our fangs sharp. Glob bless you all.
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Unmasking isn’t just stimming more or wearing noise-cancelling headphones.
It’s telling the truth about what you need.
It’s saying “no” without apology.
It’s living in alignment with your nervous system - not someone else’s rules.
It’s telling the truth about what you need.
It’s saying “no” without apology.
It’s living in alignment with your nervous system - not someone else’s rules.
August 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Unmasking isn’t just stimming more or wearing noise-cancelling headphones.
It’s telling the truth about what you need.
It’s saying “no” without apology.
It’s living in alignment with your nervous system - not someone else’s rules.
It’s telling the truth about what you need.
It’s saying “no” without apology.
It’s living in alignment with your nervous system - not someone else’s rules.
Vast brutal empires cloaked in tech and branding
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Vast brutal empires cloaked in tech and branding
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You’re not disorganized.
You’re dysregulated.
You’re not lazy.
You’re in executive shutdown.
You’re not unmotivated.
You’re exhausted from years of overperforming just to survive.
Autistic struggle is not failure.
It’s information.
It’s time we started listening.
You’re dysregulated.
You’re not lazy.
You’re in executive shutdown.
You’re not unmotivated.
You’re exhausted from years of overperforming just to survive.
Autistic struggle is not failure.
It’s information.
It’s time we started listening.
August 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You’re not disorganized.
You’re dysregulated.
You’re not lazy.
You’re in executive shutdown.
You’re not unmotivated.
You’re exhausted from years of overperforming just to survive.
Autistic struggle is not failure.
It’s information.
It’s time we started listening.
You’re dysregulated.
You’re not lazy.
You’re in executive shutdown.
You’re not unmotivated.
You’re exhausted from years of overperforming just to survive.
Autistic struggle is not failure.
It’s information.
It’s time we started listening.
I like to think this is actually Tom Bombadil trying to write himself out of existence because he’s tied of existing in the plane of imagination
August 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I like to think this is actually Tom Bombadil trying to write himself out of existence because he’s tied of existing in the plane of imagination
There is no effective leftist party in America. Special interests pay your democratic representatives to willingly liquify their own spines and turn them into bone soup meat bags. they will NEVER disrupt the status quo. Someone once said, Its like choosing to be shot in the leg instead of the face.
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
There is no effective leftist party in America. Special interests pay your democratic representatives to willingly liquify their own spines and turn them into bone soup meat bags. they will NEVER disrupt the status quo. Someone once said, Its like choosing to be shot in the leg instead of the face.
Been masking for so long I have no idea what’s not me and what’s my authentic self
July 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Been masking for so long I have no idea what’s not me and what’s my authentic self
PSA If your dog charges strangers and other dogs like Aragon charging the fucking Uruk-hai in helms deep, DO NOT LET THEM OFF LEASH FFS 😭
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
PSA If your dog charges strangers and other dogs like Aragon charging the fucking Uruk-hai in helms deep, DO NOT LET THEM OFF LEASH FFS 😭
Ah, another cthulian day as a meat mech pilot.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ah, another cthulian day as a meat mech pilot.
It’s raining ash in central Oregon. Silent hill up in This b-word.
July 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s raining ash in central Oregon. Silent hill up in This b-word.
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darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
It’s okay to not say anything interesting or ground breaking or funny. Look at Pokémon, all they can say is their own name and they cool as hell.
July 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s okay to not say anything interesting or ground breaking or funny. Look at Pokémon, all they can say is their own name and they cool as hell.
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Who’s down to pace around the room wringing their hands having hypothetical conversations for about an hour and a half and then I realize I’m late for the thing I was worried about and then
June 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Who’s down to pace around the room wringing their hands having hypothetical conversations for about an hour and a half and then I realize I’m late for the thing I was worried about and then
Fascist war boner party yay
June 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fascist war boner party yay
A metal band with all autistic members, called Autistic Rage 🤘😡
June 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A metal band with all autistic members, called Autistic Rage 🤘😡
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“Old king cole was a merry old soul” Most times someone had ever been called old in one sentence. Until today you old piece of old shit old man
June 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Old king cole was a merry old soul” Most times someone had ever been called old in one sentence. Until today you old piece of old shit old man
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"If we share our gold with the dragon—if we sacrifice a child or two—the dragon will surely leave us be."
The classic, tiresome logic of a centrist.
Doomed logic, always. Ye may safely ignore it—for 'tis mortally dangerous to comply with it 🧙♂️
The classic, tiresome logic of a centrist.
Doomed logic, always. Ye may safely ignore it—for 'tis mortally dangerous to comply with it 🧙♂️
June 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"If we share our gold with the dragon—if we sacrifice a child or two—the dragon will surely leave us be."
The classic, tiresome logic of a centrist.
Doomed logic, always. Ye may safely ignore it—for 'tis mortally dangerous to comply with it 🧙♂️
The classic, tiresome logic of a centrist.
Doomed logic, always. Ye may safely ignore it—for 'tis mortally dangerous to comply with it 🧙♂️
Anyone else notice how shitty autocorrect is now? Like basic words. I swear LLMs are advancing enshitification to warp speed now, of literally everything. 🥲
June 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Anyone else notice how shitty autocorrect is now? Like basic words. I swear LLMs are advancing enshitification to warp speed now, of literally everything. 🥲
Columbia logo is sus
June 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Columbia logo is sus
Reminder: “Disabled” is code for being unable to produce and be of value in a capitalist society. It does no justice to how we were stewards, role models, and people of power in indigenous cultures. And we still hold that inside us, despite what this world tells us, day after day after day:
June 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reminder: “Disabled” is code for being unable to produce and be of value in a capitalist society. It does no justice to how we were stewards, role models, and people of power in indigenous cultures. And we still hold that inside us, despite what this world tells us, day after day after day: