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Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time
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went to the doctor worried i had covid or the flu but it’s just strep throat
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
went to the doctor worried i had covid or the flu but it’s just strep throat
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might be mother nature’s most beautiful creature 🤼♀️
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
might be mother nature’s most beautiful creature 🤼♀️
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I didn't have "watch a bunny decompose" on my #AEWWorldsEnd bingo card but here we are
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I didn't have "watch a bunny decompose" on my #AEWWorldsEnd bingo card but here we are
I was venting to a friend about how my Mom dropped wanting grandkids on us at dinner last night & that “time’s a tickin’” while tapping her wrist. My friend had the best response: “And you guys JUST got married, like let y’all live in that moment for a bit before asking when’s the DLC coming out?”
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was venting to a friend about how my Mom dropped wanting grandkids on us at dinner last night & that “time’s a tickin’” while tapping her wrist. My friend had the best response: “And you guys JUST got married, like let y’all live in that moment for a bit before asking when’s the DLC coming out?”
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
“Hey, we all grew up in the nineties. We all wanted to see the dad from Step By Step fuck.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Hey, we all grew up in the nineties. We all wanted to see the dad from Step By Step fuck.”
happy new HEALTH album to all who celebrate!
a girl in a yellow dress is saying feliz jueves in spanish
ALT: a girl in a yellow dress is saying feliz jueves in spanish
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December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
happy new HEALTH album to all who celebrate!
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Brak's dad looking ass, Sammy.
#RoHFinalBattle 🤼
#RoHFinalBattle 🤼
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Brak's dad looking ass, Sammy.
#RoHFinalBattle 🤼
#RoHFinalBattle 🤼
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Been sober this month due to recovering from mouth surgery so my tolerance levels for partaking during the holidays is gonna be fun~*~
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Been sober this month due to recovering from mouth surgery so my tolerance levels for partaking during the holidays is gonna be fun~*~
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Everyone meet Stephen.
He lives ontop of my house.
He is very clumsy and sometimes falls onto the driveway.
He lives ontop of my house.
He is very clumsy and sometimes falls onto the driveway.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Everyone meet Stephen.
He lives ontop of my house.
He is very clumsy and sometimes falls onto the driveway.
He lives ontop of my house.
He is very clumsy and sometimes falls onto the driveway.
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09.06.25; just like heaven
@djdrchef.bsky.social 💕
@djdrchef.bsky.social 💕
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
09.06.25; just like heaven
@djdrchef.bsky.social 💕
@djdrchef.bsky.social 💕
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Everything Alex Jones feared would come to pass has been brought to fruition by his own party.
He's so partisan that he won't admit that it was Trump and his cronies who have deployed everything he claimed to oppose.
He's so partisan that he won't admit that it was Trump and his cronies who have deployed everything he claimed to oppose.
license plate data merged with credit header data, marriage records, vehicle ownership, and voter registrations, in one app for ICE agents. oh and it sends push notifications when someone they're seeking is nearby.
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
www.404media.co
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Everything Alex Jones feared would come to pass has been brought to fruition by his own party.
He's so partisan that he won't admit that it was Trump and his cronies who have deployed everything he claimed to oppose.
He's so partisan that he won't admit that it was Trump and his cronies who have deployed everything he claimed to oppose.
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who else wants to eat the forbidden blondies
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
who else wants to eat the forbidden blondies
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It was a really, really good decision to finally do a women's Blood & Guts match.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It was a really, really good decision to finally do a women's Blood & Guts match.
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I am living for Skye Blue #AEWBloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am living for Skye Blue #AEWBloodAndGuts
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Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
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🗣️GIVE MY WIFE AND I OUR TEN DOLLARS, JACK
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
🗣️GIVE MY WIFE AND I OUR TEN DOLLARS, JACK
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
With all of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame talk I just have to say: Jack White still owes me the $10 I had to pay for shipping of a TMR pressing that never was made and I’m going to be bitter at him until I get my money owed or that damn record I was promised.