Desperado D. Mayor
@desperado.bsky.social
Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him
Super Yamero 64 where all the enemies are replaced by angry Japanese men who chase Mario and shout "YAMEROOOOOOO!" at him.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Super Yamero 64 where all the enemies are replaced by angry Japanese men who chase Mario and shout "YAMEROOOOOOO!" at him.
HARRY POTTER: 'Allo, it's me, the boy what lived, 'Arry Po'ah! Today I'm gonna be streaming a Super Mario 64 ROM hack where Hitler's pussy is full of yummy cum!
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
HARRY POTTER: 'Allo, it's me, the boy what lived, 'Arry Po'ah! Today I'm gonna be streaming a Super Mario 64 ROM hack where Hitler's pussy is full of yummy cum!
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
MARIO: *jumps out of the computer and punches him*
HARRY POTTER: *despawns and leaves a yellow coin behind*
Bolsonaro sucks so much that him losing an election to a socialist and being sentenced to die in prison (he is seventy and chronically ill) didn't even trigger a CIA-backed coup.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bolsonaro sucks so much that him losing an election to a socialist and being sentenced to die in prison (he is seventy and chronically ill) didn't even trigger a CIA-backed coup.
In case you need any more evidence that Trump is bad for art, they're about to dedicate time and resources to a terrible Rush Hour legacy sequel which will act as a trojan horse for zionist rapist Brett Ratner to return to Hollywood.
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump.
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In case you need any more evidence that Trump is bad for art, they're about to dedicate time and resources to a terrible Rush Hour legacy sequel which will act as a trojan horse for zionist rapist Brett Ratner to return to Hollywood.
I've probably listened to Light's Last Stand twenty times already, best Protomen track since The Hounds.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've probably listened to Light's Last Stand twenty times already, best Protomen track since The Hounds.
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I'VE MADE MY CHOICE, I'LL MAKE MY STAND, I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE YOUR MAN
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO, I'VE MADE MY CHOICE, I'LL MAKE MY STAND, I MAY NOT BE THE HERO THEY NEED, BUT GOD, I CAN STILL BE YOUR MAN
EMILY, AFTER TONIGHT, I SWEAR I WILL WALK AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS AND RUN TO YOU
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
EMILY, AFTER TONIGHT, I SWEAR I WILL WALK AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS AND RUN TO YOU
Another thing I like/hate about Now You See Me: Now You Don't is that it maintains the greatest underlying subplot of the series: Merritt (Woody Harrelson) has actual wizard powers and is just extremely selective about when and where to apply them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Another thing I like/hate about Now You See Me: Now You Don't is that it maintains the greatest underlying subplot of the series: Merritt (Woody Harrelson) has actual wizard powers and is just extremely selective about when and where to apply them.
Now You See Me: Now You Don't has a twist ending, but it doesn't contradict what led up to it. This is good for the movie, but bad for me, who was hoping for something as nonsensical as the twist endings of the previous two films.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Now You See Me: Now You Don't has a twist ending, but it doesn't contradict what led up to it. This is good for the movie, but bad for me, who was hoping for something as nonsensical as the twist endings of the previous two films.
Writing a dissertation on Queer Homer Theory
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Writing a dissertation on Queer Homer Theory
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love!
Supermarket Woman is a total joy-fest and the greatest work of a man who only made good movies, Juzo Itami.
Supermarket Woman is a total joy-fest and the greatest work of a man who only made good movies, Juzo Itami.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love!
Supermarket Woman is a total joy-fest and the greatest work of a man who only made good movies, Juzo Itami.
Supermarket Woman is a total joy-fest and the greatest work of a man who only made good movies, Juzo Itami.
Samoa Joe really is one of the all-time greats, consistently incredible for his entire career except for that stretch where he was working for a company where you're not allowed to be good
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Samoa Joe really is one of the all-time greats, consistently incredible for his entire career except for that stretch where he was working for a company where you're not allowed to be good
Smiling Friends is a way better show than modern Simpsons, obviously, but Smiling Friends fans who are still mad at the extremely tame swipe The Simpsons took at the show mystify me, like who gives a shit what the people who are still making new Simpsons episodes think
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Smiling Friends is a way better show than modern Simpsons, obviously, but Smiling Friends fans who are still mad at the extremely tame swipe The Simpsons took at the show mystify me, like who gives a shit what the people who are still making new Simpsons episodes think
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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they were "controversial" for murdering palestinians at their food distribution sites.
The Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, a controversial U.S.- and Israel-backed company that provided aid to Gaza, said Monday it would shutter operations.
US-backed aid company in Gaza shutters operations
The U.S.- and Israel-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, set up to distribute aid to Gaza as an alternative to the United Nations but which Palestinians said endangered the lives of civilians as they tried to get food, has said it will shutter operations.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
they were "controversial" for murdering palestinians at their food distribution sites.
What exactly is the point of calling this Far Cry aside from it being an IP
Far Cry TV series ordered by FX from Noah Hawley and Rob Mac
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What exactly is the point of calling this Far Cry aside from it being an IP
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Normally this sort of flop-sweat cabinet shakeup in a second term President would have journalists shoveling dirt onto his grave as a juiceless lame duck. I expect that for Trump they will instead run the COMEBACK KID narrative www.cnn.com/2025/11/21/p...
Trump officials prepare for potential cabinet shakeup after one-year mark | CNN Politics
The White House is preparing for possible turnover in the Cabinet after President Donald Trump reaches the one-year mark of his term, potentially shaking up his otherwise stable team of secretaries, a...
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Normally this sort of flop-sweat cabinet shakeup in a second term President would have journalists shoveling dirt onto his grave as a juiceless lame duck. I expect that for Trump they will instead run the COMEBACK KID narrative www.cnn.com/2025/11/21/p...
Most of this is easily parsed but the words "passes woke test" throw the entire thing into turmoil.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Most of this is easily parsed but the words "passes woke test" throw the entire thing into turmoil.
My Top 20 of the 2020s (so far) list on @letterboxd.social #FilmSky
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My Top 20 of the 2020s (so far) list on @letterboxd.social #FilmSky
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Hint. Fucking. Hint.
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I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
Proud to have been the first backer for the Dina plushie, now she lives at my house. @damnyouwillis.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Proud to have been the first backer for the Dina plushie, now she lives at my house. @damnyouwillis.bsky.social
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
Harry Potter and the Last Temptation of Christ where Jesus comes down off the cross and makes Harry Potter take his place, instead of saying stuff like "It is accomplished!" or "Why have you forsaken me?!" Potter just screams "I LOVE HITLER'S BOYPUSSY" until he dies. #worldpeace
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Harry Potter and the Last Temptation of Christ where Jesus comes down off the cross and makes Harry Potter take his place, instead of saying stuff like "It is accomplished!" or "Why have you forsaken me?!" Potter just screams "I LOVE HITLER'S BOYPUSSY" until he dies. #worldpeace