Desperado D. Mayor
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Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him
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I'm quite sleepy, as you can probably tell from the quality of my posts.
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GUY WHO I'VE BEEN TALKING TO FOR OVER A DECADE: I only want to date women who post on Reddit and say shit like "My chungus vagina is grepic."

ME: That's great, man.
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Van Jones has been found alive in Nashville with Ezra Yachin's cock buried in his ass, which is strange, because the rest of Yachin's body was found in London
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For me it's more of a "please god make it stop" situation
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Forgot to mention that there was an enormous screaming donkey named Moose
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I'unno, some guy who died of a fentanyl overdose.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
CHICAGO: REBUILD is providing therapy to folks detained by ICE. Please feel free to let people know.

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Find Me A Therapist
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desperado.bsky.social
"Oh my god did you hear about the Homestuck-" One more word and I will piss up your ass GUARANTEED.
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splendid.land
when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"
coolboxart.bsky.social
Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997
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There's going to be a push for Charlie Kirk to be named Time Person of the Year and there's going to be a 48-hour meltdown on Twitter when they don't take the bait.
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Heartwarming: Charlie Kirk goes a full month without saying anything racist, sexist, or homophobic
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Dipshit not winning the Nobel Prize is for sure bothering him significantly more than the thing that happened a month ago did.
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This petting zoo that we took Asher to has a whole-ass camel.
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Baby Smormu uninterested in week-old baby goat
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
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aesthr.com
A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went
clove.bsky.social
save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked
nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor