Goblin Wizard of the Nine
@goblinahh.bsky.social
Funny things happne to me often so i made this to shre. TRIBE!
I don’t even fucking care anymkre. Plunder my cave. Clip through a wall and skip mg dungeon puzzle. Cheese my three-stage boss. Whatver dode.
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don’t even fucking care anymkre. Plunder my cave. Clip through a wall and skip mg dungeon puzzle. Cheese my three-stage boss. Whatver dode.
A hair was at the front of my peehole and it split the pee with one going on the floor and one hitting the top of the toilet seat and immediately in my head played that fucking “Use Somebody” song.
March 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A hair was at the front of my peehole and it split the pee with one going on the floor and one hitting the top of the toilet seat and immediately in my head played that fucking “Use Somebody” song.
why does My Name is Earl end on a cliffhanger what the FREAK 💔💔💔💔
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
why does My Name is Earl end on a cliffhanger what the FREAK 💔💔💔💔
Girlfriend made me sleep at foot of bed because the dog took my spor. Said it was takwn. Now I undeestabd radiohead.
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Girlfriend made me sleep at foot of bed because the dog took my spor. Said it was takwn. Now I undeestabd radiohead.
Two boys kissed while I was waiting for the bus and this little girl(maybe like 7?) looked in shock and the dad looked at her and said “Oh yeah I forgot to tell you boys can kiss boys too.” And then she asked “Can girls kiss girls?” And there was a look of fear in the fathers eyes.
February 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Two boys kissed while I was waiting for the bus and this little girl(maybe like 7?) looked in shock and the dad looked at her and said “Oh yeah I forgot to tell you boys can kiss boys too.” And then she asked “Can girls kiss girls?” And there was a look of fear in the fathers eyes.
February 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
This guy came into my office to do his taxes and he was unemployed and said he was schizophrenic and he told me that he spends his government checks towards T’au since he lives with his Mom anyway and I imagine this is what the average T’au player is like. Very based btw. #warhammer #T’au
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This guy came into my office to do his taxes and he was unemployed and said he was schizophrenic and he told me that he spends his government checks towards T’au since he lives with his Mom anyway and I imagine this is what the average T’au player is like. Very based btw. #warhammer #T’au
I just saw a guy get fucking vaporized wtf
February 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I just saw a guy get fucking vaporized wtf
My girlfriend has cramps…. I shall slay them…. Cramp inventor count your days.
February 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My girlfriend has cramps…. I shall slay them…. Cramp inventor count your days.
Do you think adderall woukd fix me or would it jusf make me think stupixer cleaely
January 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Do you think adderall woukd fix me or would it jusf make me think stupixer cleaely
Hey guys should i torture my homonculus plz answer
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey guys should i torture my homonculus plz answer
I’m watching classic scooby doo at my college in this like public space and I just out loud laughed so fucking hard at shaggy slamming into a door and everybody else was silent and turned to look at me.
January 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m watching classic scooby doo at my college in this like public space and I just out loud laughed so fucking hard at shaggy slamming into a door and everybody else was silent and turned to look at me.
I had a friend of mine kver for a couple of nights and my gurlfriend was really enjoying having her over and I mnow their botb queer so i got intimidated and played my weezer album and my loser energy repelled ber and i won back my girlfriend.
January 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I had a friend of mine kver for a couple of nights and my gurlfriend was really enjoying having her over and I mnow their botb queer so i got intimidated and played my weezer album and my loser energy repelled ber and i won back my girlfriend.
La la la i love music la la la giggling and kicking my feef
January 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
La la la i love music la la la giggling and kicking my feef
Does tribe eveer get so bored at work that rhey start a roblox squid game serveer? I been here dor 2 hour doing jack and I has no choice.
January 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Does tribe eveer get so bored at work that rhey start a roblox squid game serveer? I been here dor 2 hour doing jack and I has no choice.
I’m starting to have beef with this lady from a completely different office. She keeps taking our calls and our clients. Kathy you may have won this battle but we will win the war.
January 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m starting to have beef with this lady from a completely different office. She keeps taking our calls and our clients. Kathy you may have won this battle but we will win the war.
I hope my hoblin wife is making mutton today. #OnlyGoblinThings!
January 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hope my hoblin wife is making mutton today. #OnlyGoblinThings!
Last nivht me and my girlfriend wwnt to this nice italian restuaranrt and she kept pulling out this image and saying “we’re a throuple” and when the waiter came she asked if our third could get some chicken tenders. We pay taxes. We vote.
January 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Last nivht me and my girlfriend wwnt to this nice italian restuaranrt and she kept pulling out this image and saying “we’re a throuple” and when the waiter came she asked if our third could get some chicken tenders. We pay taxes. We vote.
Is 3D peinting warhammer illegal I have to pay rent and this stuff is neat but I’m piir. #warhammee #3DPeinring I like the robot guys adventus mechanicus.
January 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is 3D peinting warhammer illegal I have to pay rent and this stuff is neat but I’m piir. #warhammee #3DPeinring I like the robot guys adventus mechanicus.
Hiw does social media work do u just start posting I’ve never done this before. Here is a warhammer figure. Me and my girlfriend made. I was the big blue guy possibly the super goblin.? She was aloen. She won but I grow strongr.
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hiw does social media work do u just start posting I’ve never done this before. Here is a warhammer figure. Me and my girlfriend made. I was the big blue guy possibly the super goblin.? She was aloen. She won but I grow strongr.
With twirter dying I wanted to make an account because I think I have dunny storfyies sometimes. I promise you that I will never use autocorrect. I am like a juicy fairy blessing you with talss. -TheGonlin
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
With twirter dying I wanted to make an account because I think I have dunny storfyies sometimes. I promise you that I will never use autocorrect. I am like a juicy fairy blessing you with talss. -TheGonlin