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Golden
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I do art, software, and games. Managing my email allergy. Everything here is all me. (He/Him) 🇦🇺
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If you run D&D 5e, you might find that your boss monsters die easily. There's actually a simple reason for that!

The game was built around the assumption that characters would engage in about 20 rounds of combat between long rests.

We were probably off by a factor of 5.
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Answer to yesterday's #mtgtrivia question:

Bill Sienkiewicz. He illustrated Phyrexian War Beast and Soldevi Steam Beast. For those unfamiliar with his work, Sienkiewicz is a very famous comic book artist.

#WotCStaff
October 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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in a just world, this would get people fined to a degree that they could never work in technology ever again
May 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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president of el salvador is literally dripping with anger in this post with how it’s worded he was forced to have any level of accountability to prove a guy accidently sent their wasn’t murdered
April 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!
a cartoon character is holding a sparkler and a green ball is flying in the air
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a sparkler and a green ball is flying in the air
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
April 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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what if it just took one though
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.

This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.
April 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...
DELTARUNE Nintendo Switch 2 Announce Trailer
YouTube video by UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE Official
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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👍
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I think progressives have had a problem with "purity tests" (the need for all leaders to have tightly aligned perspectives or else stay quiet about it)

And I think the Democratic Party has had a problem with being...undemocratic - with too much power in the institution and not in the people.
April 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history:
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Some children were, in fact, left behind.

I'm fucking BEGGING y'all to learn what a marginal FUCKING tax rate is.
It’s happening again 😖
March 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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idk what the point is in relitigating this but harris campaign started tanking the second they made him stop insulting conservatives. bugs bunny shit is a tried and true tactic against fascists
Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."
March 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Dear Elon Musk, protesting is not a crime. Organizing online to protest isn't a crime either, even if you don't like the protesters' goals. We oppose any efforts to mislabel peaceful protesting as illegal—protests are foundational to our democracy.
March 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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no photo of you is ever royalty free, because they've all got a king in them
March 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I am so proud of my Prime Minister Trudeau🇨🇦
March 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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If you answer yes, then I think Trump and the MAGA movement is stupid. Matters of geopolitics should not be affected by issues of fashion.

If you answered no, then I think we agree that this is just a pretense. Trump's position on Ukraine is not about clothes. And MAGA follows whatever Trump says.
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Getting there. 🪡
#crossstitch
February 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM