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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
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He/Him
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Pinned
piss a mile in my pants
so being chopped is NOT good? what about those new york sandwiches
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
so being chopped is NOT good? what about those new york sandwiches
theres this guy i know irl who is an actual doctor now in medicine. he also writes and records music. although i support him as a friend i wanna say "just put the surgeries in the bag bro" because how many doctors are in shitty local bands?
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
theres this guy i know irl who is an actual doctor now in medicine. he also writes and records music. although i support him as a friend i wanna say "just put the surgeries in the bag bro" because how many doctors are in shitty local bands?
bsky is fucking up processing your post but the post is so good you smoke 13 cigarettes letting it upload. it will only get 2 likes
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
bsky is fucking up processing your post but the post is so good you smoke 13 cigarettes letting it upload. it will only get 2 likes
do guys named clint even know they are named after a body part in the pussy?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
do guys named clint even know they are named after a body part in the pussy?
i hate when people play the drums like dude thats loud as fuck please stop im trying to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i hate when people play the drums like dude thats loud as fuck please stop im trying to sleep
macaroni and cheese except instead of macaroni you use two pieces of white bread fried in a pan with the cheese in between like some kind of hot cheese sandwich, id suggest butter or even mayonnaise to get a nice brown crust on the bread. could be the move
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
macaroni and cheese except instead of macaroni you use two pieces of white bread fried in a pan with the cheese in between like some kind of hot cheese sandwich, id suggest butter or even mayonnaise to get a nice brown crust on the bread. could be the move
we got crop tops i want field tops
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
we got crop tops i want field tops
on reddit reading shit, laughing, digging for gold, up dooting, down dooting, getting my karma in line, investing in small memes, thanks for the stranger kind gold im gay you wond the internet today for the day
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
on reddit reading shit, laughing, digging for gold, up dooting, down dooting, getting my karma in line, investing in small memes, thanks for the stranger kind gold im gay you wond the internet today for the day
no longer gonna describe sex as porking since im vegetarian
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
no longer gonna describe sex as porking since im vegetarian
that first fart feeling in those fresh shorts
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
that first fart feeling in those fresh shorts
homophobic journalist at pride fest trying to get the facts straight
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
homophobic journalist at pride fest trying to get the facts straight
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
seth rogen here joe rogan's taller brother. check out this incense set im selling from my company house plant. this lowly priced incense holder is made of African mud and the incense are cones made of caribou shit. get the set today for an affordable $489.99
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
seth rogen here joe rogan's taller brother. check out this incense set im selling from my company house plant. this lowly priced incense holder is made of African mud and the incense are cones made of caribou shit. get the set today for an affordable $489.99
hey wanna go back to my house and cook some pb&j's?
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
hey wanna go back to my house and cook some pb&j's?
yall ever just be having a bad morning then drop your fucking sock in the toilet? good thing there wasn't a gun within 4 feet of me or id be missing the top of my skull rn
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
yall ever just be having a bad morning then drop your fucking sock in the toilet? good thing there wasn't a gun within 4 feet of me or id be missing the top of my skull rn
dr diagnosed me with not being able to stop making and eating pb&j's
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
dr diagnosed me with not being able to stop making and eating pb&j's
wouldnt it be funny if the aliens were like "we use the metric system" then the usa was like fuck that and we shot em then exploited them for profit?
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
wouldnt it be funny if the aliens were like "we use the metric system" then the usa was like fuck that and we shot em then exploited them for profit?
this is honestly one my best thoughts and its going to be an a24 movie
you die, then the two sonic guys in the car start pounding your asshole as you realize the afterlife is whatever you wanted it to be
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
this is honestly one my best thoughts and its going to be an a24 movie
you die, then the two sonic guys in the car start pounding your asshole as you realize the afterlife is whatever you wanted it to be
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
you die, then the two sonic guys in the car start pounding your asshole as you realize the afterlife is whatever you wanted it to be
growing up the holes in your dad's underwear weren't from the farting but from the friends he made along the way
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
growing up the holes in your dad's underwear weren't from the farting but from the friends he made along the way
anyone ever listened to this band?
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
anyone ever listened to this band?
i can never forgive pakistan for what they did to michael j fox
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
i can never forgive pakistan for what they did to michael j fox
if you think about it there really is invisible harry potter type shit happening all around us like wifi
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
if you think about it there really is invisible harry potter type shit happening all around us like wifi
anytime i see a man smoking a cigarette i call him a beta pussy and whoop their ass. cigarettes were invented for women hence the "ette" on the end. you should be smoking a cigar, pipe, or snorting that shit pussy boy
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
anytime i see a man smoking a cigarette i call him a beta pussy and whoop their ass. cigarettes were invented for women hence the "ette" on the end. you should be smoking a cigar, pipe, or snorting that shit pussy boy