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@goober.bsky.social
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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah

guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅

Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth

Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"

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goober.bsky.social
couldnt even write a movie like this
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
goober.bsky.social
couldnt even write a movie like this
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
goober.bsky.social
birthday borealis for me yesterday in kansas. what an awesome gift
Aurora Borealis shimmering pinks, light green reflecting off a small body of water goober in front of the pink sky. you can see his man bun outline
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
goober.bsky.social
anyone ever listened to this band?
bunch of roots on the creek bank resembling a metal band name
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
goober.bsky.social
Snapchat conversation carl: 9/11 make a wish Me: towers
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
goober.bsky.social
same
sign inside of gym that says "if you use me please put me back thank you"
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
goober.bsky.social
the great depression 2 is about to happen. there are signs. dont say i didnt warn you.
ad for a alleged cheeseburger pizza stuffed popper
October 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
goober.bsky.social
this shipping container can only hold 76.4 cum
cream colored shipping container that has a bunch of numbers im too fucking lazy to type out but its for the max load weight etc. it says it can hold 74.6 cu.m.
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
goober.bsky.social
this beer fucking sucks fuck you
My hand holding a Stella artois
September 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
goober.bsky.social
we do the cuck chair
in this house We do dog tags We do real We do last minute We do deployments We do mistakes We do hugs We do video chat We do really loud We do patriotic We do love
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
goober.bsky.social
trolls trying to sign me up for turning point usa
text between goober and a troll Picture troll sent of goobers government name being signed up for turning point usa Goober replies: im already a member of turning point usa Troll: who's neck did you kneel on to get in goober: not charlie kirks cuz he doesnt have one
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
goober.bsky.social
my friend recently became a trucker
message exchange between two friends Goober: turn your fucking brights off for fucks sake (anytime a trucker fucks up just gonna pretend jts you and text you to knock it the fuck off) friend: I'll fucking kill yku when I see you [goober hearted the message with love]
September 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
goober.bsky.social
rest in peace joe Rogan
joe Rogan deep fried
August 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
goober.bsky.social
heaven gained another angel today
bigg hoss from pawnstars
August 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
goober.bsky.social
look at my shitty painting
Black background with two medowlark butterflies in the top left. A table with flowers has rain clouds above it giving the flowers their own personal watering. Theres a long red shadow casted by the table. In the middle of the painting the words "remember us? When?" With "us" crossed out with s single line.
August 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
goober.bsky.social
absolutely killed it in the fantasy draft tonight
c+ draft rating. Projected to go 0-15 and get last place in 12th.
August 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
goober.bsky.social
this you?
Charlie Kirk face with massive gums and a mullet wearing a jean jacket working in a guitar center. his face is smaller than the head
August 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
goober.bsky.social
a dolphman taking down a maniraffe
acrylic painting of what appears to be a multi colored psychedelic zebra with a mans head who has 6 eyes and a man bun. The zebra is white with stain glass looking pinks, yellow, blue. It is looking back a bit surprised at an ocean mammal with the head of a man with long flowing brown hair. The dolphman has a cleft chin that looks like butt cheeks. He is sporting a bow and arrow. The background is a flower Black hole sun looking thing shining orange and red. The sides of the painting feature an aqua green with shimmering effect on the right, and an orange pink shimmer effect on the left.
August 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
goober.bsky.social
7
deep fried meme of Dwayne the rock Johnson Top text: one two skip a few Bottom text: ninety nine a hundred
August 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
goober.bsky.social
its hilarious to me how right you can be about people just by reading their bio. also this lil piss baby blocked me after he typed that.
tyler Gordon's profile. His pfp is a guitar his cover photo is a hockey player. In his bio it says Phish, NHL, NFL and Guitar! the quoted post is my reply to tyler after he said I suck at being human. The screenshot includes his reply to my post telling me "im rocking pronouns, sit the fuck down"
August 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
goober.bsky.social
shes still on high alert
large brown female pitbull, white accents around her nose. pink collar. shes sitting on the couch looking alert and willing to kill for the household
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
goober.bsky.social
sat in the tree stand for 26 minutes before finding this one. you can have a piece. im also sharing the crust with this goblin that lives with me.
a brown pitbull with a white stripe in between her eyes perks up from behind an ottoman when asked if she wants a pizza bone
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
goober.bsky.social
im incorporating more of my irl into shitposting. look at this beautiful chee im about to fucking kill in the wild
cheese pizza in a box. bubbly black burnt crust to perfection
August 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
goober.bsky.social
unfuckin believable (real)
front page of new york times quoting this post by goober.
July 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
goober.bsky.social
how tf you gonna be born with this hair and choose bowling over painting?! what the fuck lol
white man professional bowler with an afro. Hes holding a bowling ball with a blue shirt. hes white and has an afro
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM