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culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
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He/Him
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
like is comedy dead? will he cancel me? should i care? should i eat a whole bag of lays baked chips?
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
like is comedy dead? will he cancel me? should i care? should i eat a whole bag of lays baked chips?
and you're okay with that. you lean back in the bathtub that is filled with tap water. you kick the contraption that has a bunch of knives and scissors that slices through 8 family size bags of instant mashed potatoes, you sink into the potato quick sand. (the movie ends)
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
and you're okay with that. you lean back in the bathtub that is filled with tap water. you kick the contraption that has a bunch of knives and scissors that slices through 8 family size bags of instant mashed potatoes, you sink into the potato quick sand. (the movie ends)
they are kicking me out of the venue for aome reason
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
they are kicking me out of the venue for aome reason
looks delicious af
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
looks delicious af
wow nobody likes metal music. me neither
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
wow nobody likes metal music. me neither
they putting lsd in pills now? you kids are crazy. in my day we used pages from the bible
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
they putting lsd in pills now? you kids are crazy. in my day we used pages from the bible