The problem today is the easy access to display-grade fireworks by the general public.
When I was younger we'd buy a box of Benwell fireworks with roman candles, catherine wheels, sparklers & some that went bang once.
Now your next door neighbours can buy cakes with 50 mortar bombs in them.

Apparently, NASA had to launch 8 rockets before they got the timing of this just right.

Connections.

This song won the Oscar for Best Original Song 1968. Noel, thus, emulated his father, Rex, who achieved the same accolade the previous year.

They have a mental disorder.

Saving this for when we score from a corner in the second minute on Saturday.

How many has he got this season compared to, oh I don't know...how about Florian Wirtz?

If it turns into a long thread of emails, scroll down to one of the earlier replies and type "you c**t" after the annoying person's name in their signature then change it to white text.

Would be easier to list the clubs he hasn't played for.

If you're wondering why he is wearing an Arsenal kit, here's the reason.

"Christians"

It's absolutely horrendous. I think now is the time for me to stop posting over there as well. It's so much nicer over here.