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🔞 just a funny little bag of worms

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December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think it's impressive how cyberpunk 2077 accidentally managed to illicit the most uncomfortable emotions I've felt playing a game in having to reject River Ward's romantic advances

Like yeah no that's the raw discomfort in having a friend misread the situation
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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guy in front of me at tga's just said "yeah man i know it's kinda nerdy but i'm just lookin for my mary jane u kno like if she got red hair i'm gonna give it one shot" and then opened his phone to his ig feed and it was entirely photos of different people cosplaying the grinch
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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watching football
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I enjoy stardust a decent amount but it's insane how much better the songs are live, probably the hardest I've danced at a show in a minute

the on stage chemistry was also just super sweet, makes me a little sad that we probably won't see a line up like Danny Brown, Underscores and Femtanyl again
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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rewatched mind game :^)
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I can't believe people who have only ever known rent seeking bullshit tech want tech that doesn't do that and, broadly, works
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
November
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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he cares not for the arts
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it usually takes me a year or two to actually catch up on new albums or w/e but Hayden Pedigo's I'll Be Waving As You Drive Away might my favorite release this year

such a fucking gorgeous album
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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GenAI being insanely polarized on a left/right axis makes all the handwringing "guyyyyys nooooo we gotta have nuuuuance" takes from executives very funny, sorry man to everyone under 45 it's the Hitler machine that makes images about Race Science
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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honestly, no, yeah keep this up. Keep getting people to like fake bible verses, take Martin Luther to its furthest unraveled extreme, enable the peak of aesthetic christians, it's very funny
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's fascinating to see a new carbon clone of a /mu/ rym style YouTuber suddenly appear every few years

it's an archetype that simply refuses to die
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
bound up in the sumotori dreams immobilization suit
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
y'all mind if this cajun spoke a lil Nihongo?
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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id only get bottom surgery if I can dilate with a key from resident evil 2 so only cool gamer bitches can unlock my shiny new neopussy with the four leaf clover shaped hole
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ab ungr gb gur ohayvgu navzr ohg vg ernyyl srryf yvxr gur rzobqvzrag bs onol genaf znfgheongbel fuvg. Yvxr vg'f nobhg ubj ubg naq pbby fur vf naq ubj phgr ure rtt ebbzzngr vf naq jbj gurl trg vfnxrv'q vagb oybbqobear
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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wanted to see if i was still capable of drawing fuckboy leon. hate this thing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Loved the Chainsaw Man movie but I resent that there wasn’t any infrastructure for you to access assisted suicide as soon as you leave the theatre
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
True self actualization would be making some early 2000s limewire mislabeled trance house bullshit
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
October 5x5
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
fujimoto ruined my life #lastfourwatched
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I may dunk on him but Alex Garland is one of the directors that can actually force me to write a letterboxed review out of frustration
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM