Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
Mid: fits, wits, and bits
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
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Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
· Feb 22
You: B-B-but you're a gecko account, why do you post so many frogs?
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
What happens if they call start calling dookie "poo poo"?
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’? ft.trib.al/Dn8jC1T | opinion
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’?
Outsourcing this infrastructure to space comes with a host of problems
ft.trib.al
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What happens if they call start calling dookie "poo poo"?
Donkey Kong 2: Donkey Konger
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Donkey Kong 2: Donkey Konger
I'll have whatever he's on
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'll have whatever he's on
So glad tomorrow's Friday
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
So glad tomorrow's Friday
Sometimes you just have to admit you're too dumb to do certain things. It's not okay, but that's just how it is.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Sometimes you just have to admit you're too dumb to do certain things. It's not okay, but that's just how it is.
It's been a long year.
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's been a long year.
Wait a minute. I thought the soldiers were supposed to disobey illegal orders! 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Wait a minute. I thought the soldiers were supposed to disobey illegal orders! 🤔
"First as tragedy then as farce" gang eating real good
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"First as tragedy then as farce" gang eating real good
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Holy shit this he's really like: "well we hope the other party decides to do something about this".
You could rob this dude by just asking him politely for his wallet and he'll just hand it over
You could rob this dude by just asking him politely for his wallet and he'll just hand it over
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Holy shit this he's really like: "well we hope the other party decides to do something about this".
You could rob this dude by just asking him politely for his wallet and he'll just hand it over
You could rob this dude by just asking him politely for his wallet and he'll just hand it over
If we're being real here for just a second, Venezuela is going to be ruled by a cabal of oil corporations with a nominal government that does what it's told or the US military comes back and kills everyone
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If we're being real here for just a second, Venezuela is going to be ruled by a cabal of oil corporations with a nominal government that does what it's told or the US military comes back and kills everyone
The new Democratic presidential candidate in 2028 will run on a promise to look into increasing food rations for oil workers and maybe reducing the prevalence of torture as punishment in the Venezuelan colony
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The new Democratic presidential candidate in 2028 will run on a promise to look into increasing food rations for oil workers and maybe reducing the prevalence of torture as punishment in the Venezuelan colony
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth will be joint viceroys in the newly established Principality of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth will be joint viceroys in the newly established Principality of Venezuela
The only thing that can save America now is high blood pressure
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The only thing that can save America now is high blood pressure
You can't call Trump a dipshit liar anymore. We finally got our 51st state
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
You can't call Trump a dipshit liar anymore. We finally got our 51st state
Is it sad that the only accomplishment I'm even remotely proud of from the past year is beating a really hard solo boss in an mmo 10 times?
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Is it sad that the only accomplishment I'm even remotely proud of from the past year is beating a really hard solo boss in an mmo 10 times?
Horniman
Horniman Museum
London Road SE23
Iron frame glass house rounded doorway
#reference #buildingreference #materialreference
London Road SE23
Iron frame glass house rounded doorway
#reference #buildingreference #materialreference
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Horniman
If I can get Grok to rob a bank for me, do I get away with it?
January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
If I can get Grok to rob a bank for me, do I get away with it?
I just don't gaf about the new year anymore. It's probably going to be worse than the last one anyway like every year since 2004
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I just don't gaf about the new year anymore. It's probably going to be worse than the last one anyway like every year since 2004
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Conservatives see all children as property and the Wrong People's children as contraband
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Conservatives see all children as property and the Wrong People's children as contraband
Damn I bet they got a lot of grocery stores and gas stations there too. Someone needs to investigate!
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Damn I bet they got a lot of grocery stores and gas stations there too. Someone needs to investigate!
They thought I was Gordon Gekko like from the movie
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They thought I was Gordon Gekko like from the movie
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And now a thought from a wise frog:
August 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And now a thought from a wise frog:
Everyone hates this shit so much
BREAKING: sparked by a mass exodus of X users in protest of a new function that feeds images to Generative AI for other users to edit, for the first time since April 8th, Bluesky gained more than 55,000 new users in a day.
There are still 6.5 hours to go before the @bskycheck.com counter resets.
There are still 6.5 hours to go before the @bskycheck.com counter resets.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Everyone hates this shit so much
I got older once. Don't recommend it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I got older once. Don't recommend it.