Gayton Gomez
@gpgomez.bsky.social
A lawyer; not your lawyer. I'd tell you more but it's a surprise. Blocking is my hobby. She/her. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦. Go Bills 🏈.
You know Mom. Periodically she gets crazy ideas like "you have too many toys" and you just have to steamroll over her until she gets over it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
You know Mom. Periodically she gets crazy ideas like "you have too many toys" and you just have to steamroll over her until she gets over it.
Remind Mom that Donald Trump is also always trying to limit people's toys and saying they have too many.
She hates Donald Trump so maybe she will then go out to buy you even more toys to show how unlike him she is.
She hates Donald Trump so maybe she will then go out to buy you even more toys to show how unlike him she is.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Remind Mom that Donald Trump is also always trying to limit people's toys and saying they have too many.
She hates Donald Trump so maybe she will then go out to buy you even more toys to show how unlike him she is.
She hates Donald Trump so maybe she will then go out to buy you even more toys to show how unlike him she is.
I am also now hanging rubber gloves on the faucet in my kitchen and another pair on my bucket of cleaning supplies so I don't forget to put them on when I wash dishes or clean
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I am also now hanging rubber gloves on the faucet in my kitchen and another pair on my bucket of cleaning supplies so I don't forget to put them on when I wash dishes or clean
My weird trick is to put a thin layer of Vaseline on after my hand lotion soaks in before bed and occasionally otherwise. I do this on my feet as well right after I get out of the shower. Since I'm not constantly washing my feet, my feet are actually really soft!
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
My weird trick is to put a thin layer of Vaseline on after my hand lotion soaks in before bed and occasionally otherwise. I do this on my feet as well right after I get out of the shower. Since I'm not constantly washing my feet, my feet are actually really soft!
IMAGINE HOW OLD THAT MAKES YOU
LIKE INFINITY OLD
LIKE INFINITY OLD
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
IMAGINE HOW OLD THAT MAKES YOU
LIKE INFINITY OLD
LIKE INFINITY OLD
Yeah, I know I can't do that in real life. Real life requires a certain amount of tolerance. But I can do it on social media so why the hell not do it?
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, I know I can't do that in real life. Real life requires a certain amount of tolerance. But I can do it on social media so why the hell not do it?
That looks gorgeous!
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
That looks gorgeous!
You're probably right, and I'm probably projecting my own feelings of doom and disappointment. Here's hoping I'm wrong about literally everything!
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You're probably right, and I'm probably projecting my own feelings of doom and disappointment. Here's hoping I'm wrong about literally everything!
CLEARLY THE ONE MEANS I'M THE BEST PADDOCK DAUGHTER
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
CLEARLY THE ONE MEANS I'M THE BEST PADDOCK DAUGHTER
My other bias is that I think the Bills need to work on their defense and I feel like that's where I would have focused my efforts but 🤷
I also don't think they should have fired McDermott so there's that
I also don't think they should have fired McDermott so there's that
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
My other bias is that I think the Bills need to work on their defense and I feel like that's where I would have focused my efforts but 🤷
I also don't think they should have fired McDermott so there's that
I also don't think they should have fired McDermott so there's that
Admittedly, I may be biased because as someone who wants the Bills to win a super bowl I think this is a really crappy decision 🤷
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Admittedly, I may be biased because as someone who wants the Bills to win a super bowl I think this is a really crappy decision 🤷
Josh Allen is a nice guy and seems to have a good relationship with everyone.
But Josh wants to win.
I have good relationships with all kinds of people but I wouldn't necessarily hire all of them for a leadership role
But Josh wants to win.
I have good relationships with all kinds of people but I wouldn't necessarily hire all of them for a leadership role
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Josh Allen is a nice guy and seems to have a good relationship with everyone.
But Josh wants to win.
I have good relationships with all kinds of people but I wouldn't necessarily hire all of them for a leadership role
But Josh wants to win.
I have good relationships with all kinds of people but I wouldn't necessarily hire all of them for a leadership role
I doubt he's good with the hire frankly
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I doubt he's good with the hire frankly
I SUPPOSE THAT'S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE THINGS YOU CALL ME
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I SUPPOSE THAT'S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE THINGS YOU CALL ME
*I have three kinds of olive oil in my pantry right now
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
*I have three kinds of olive oil in my pantry right now
This would have been a guaranteed interview if that resume came across my desk
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This would have been a guaranteed interview if that resume came across my desk
I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY NICKNAME
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY NICKNAME
You are too stupid to argue with
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You are too stupid to argue with