R. H. Lanton
@gpyusef.bsky.social
Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
This is one of the traditionally problematic behaviors and should not be rewarded.
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we need to make a second bluesky for people who reply to jokes with scolding seriousness. we'll just leave them there and run while they're too busy calling the police about a dangerous intruder at their door who keeps saying "knock knock"
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
we need to make a second bluesky for people who reply to jokes with scolding seriousness. we'll just leave them there and run while they're too busy calling the police about a dangerous intruder at their door who keeps saying "knock knock"
"Shall we, Shirley?"
Surely we shall.
Surely we shall.
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Shall we, Shirley?"
Surely we shall.
Surely we shall.
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Every time I watch this one I have little memory lapses and think that I am watching The Fearless Vampire Killers.
#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula
#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time I watch this one I have little memory lapses and think that I am watching The Fearless Vampire Killers.
#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula
#Svengoolie #TheBridesofDracula
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
This is as close to seasonal merriment that I get.
Shove it up yer arses if ye don't like it.
Shove it up yer arses if ye don't like it.
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) [HD Upgrade]
YouTube video by ThePoguesOfficial
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December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is as close to seasonal merriment that I get.
Shove it up yer arses if ye don't like it.
Shove it up yer arses if ye don't like it.
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inside me are two wolves and neither one of them will shut up when i’m driving.
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
inside me are two wolves and neither one of them will shut up when i’m driving.
Always a good flick. Quick little story: I've known a few truckers in my time, and most of them have fond feelings for "Duel." They generally weren't big fans of the ending, though. Only watched it with one. He was so despondent at the end.
Careful around them Swift trucks, yo.
#Svengoolie #Duel
Careful around them Swift trucks, yo.
#Svengoolie #Duel
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Always a good flick. Quick little story: I've known a few truckers in my time, and most of them have fond feelings for "Duel." They generally weren't big fans of the ending, though. Only watched it with one. He was so despondent at the end.
Careful around them Swift trucks, yo.
#Svengoolie #Duel
Careful around them Swift trucks, yo.
#Svengoolie #Duel
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
MA: I wonder how Steven Spielberg got the idea for this move?
ME, STARING BLANKLY OVER THE POPCORN: You ever driven, Ma?
MA, GLARING: Yes. But it was never this bad.
ME: We live in Florida, Ma. It was never good. Give it time, we'll get there.
#Svengoolie #Duel
ME, STARING BLANKLY OVER THE POPCORN: You ever driven, Ma?
MA, GLARING: Yes. But it was never this bad.
ME: We live in Florida, Ma. It was never good. Give it time, we'll get there.
#Svengoolie #Duel
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MA: I wonder how Steven Spielberg got the idea for this move?
ME, STARING BLANKLY OVER THE POPCORN: You ever driven, Ma?
MA, GLARING: Yes. But it was never this bad.
ME: We live in Florida, Ma. It was never good. Give it time, we'll get there.
#Svengoolie #Duel
ME, STARING BLANKLY OVER THE POPCORN: You ever driven, Ma?
MA, GLARING: Yes. But it was never this bad.
ME: We live in Florida, Ma. It was never good. Give it time, we'll get there.
#Svengoolie #Duel
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"Authorities found 'masked bandit' collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store, ...where the furry burglar had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol."
#weird #weirdness #offbeat #strange #animals #bizarre #alcohol #omg
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
#weird #weirdness #offbeat #strange #animals #bizarre #alcohol #omg
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials
A raccoon collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where he had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol.
abcnews.go.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"Authorities found 'masked bandit' collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store, ...where the furry burglar had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol."
#weird #weirdness #offbeat #strange #animals #bizarre #alcohol #omg
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
#weird #weirdness #offbeat #strange #animals #bizarre #alcohol #omg
abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-rac...
Right, I'm out. I'm gonna go watch something more appropriate for the holidays.
Like Society.
#HouseofSvengoolie #OhNo
Like Society.
#HouseofSvengoolie #OhNo
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Right, I'm out. I'm gonna go watch something more appropriate for the holidays.
Like Society.
#HouseofSvengoolie #OhNo
Like Society.
#HouseofSvengoolie #OhNo
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This flick has the benefit of reminding me to mind my eternally-nascent monobrow.
#Svengoolie #DevilDoll
#Svengoolie #DevilDoll
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This flick has the benefit of reminding me to mind my eternally-nascent monobrow.
#Svengoolie #DevilDoll
#Svengoolie #DevilDoll
Whoever that is hosting the NBC Nightly News tonight I gotta say, I like how she said "humans" with just a delightful touch of scorn.
a cartoon character with the words greetings fellow humans below him
ALT: a cartoon character with the words greetings fellow humans below him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whoever that is hosting the NBC Nightly News tonight I gotta say, I like how she said "humans" with just a delightful touch of scorn.
I do not know precisely why, but for some reason I cannot stop thinking about Moopsy today.
Probably related to the mass quantities being consumed in my general vicinity.
Probably related to the mass quantities being consumed in my general vicinity.
a cartoon of a hamster laying on the floor
ALT: a cartoon of a hamster laying on the floor
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I do not know precisely why, but for some reason I cannot stop thinking about Moopsy today.
Probably related to the mass quantities being consumed in my general vicinity.
Probably related to the mass quantities being consumed in my general vicinity.
Oh, so strenuous. Time for a little nappy-poo next to-
Eh, I shouldn't poke fun. I get kinda woozy too when someone brings up court orders.
#Svengoolie #CurseoftheUndead
Eh, I shouldn't poke fun. I get kinda woozy too when someone brings up court orders.
#Svengoolie #CurseoftheUndead
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh, so strenuous. Time for a little nappy-poo next to-
Eh, I shouldn't poke fun. I get kinda woozy too when someone brings up court orders.
#Svengoolie #CurseoftheUndead
Eh, I shouldn't poke fun. I get kinda woozy too when someone brings up court orders.
#Svengoolie #CurseoftheUndead