Grandma Tarkin
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A South Park writer saw Trump’s ego warming up, bought trumpkennedycenter.org months early, and waited. That’s not trolling. That’s satire with a calendar. Toby Morton just understands narcissism and timing. 😜
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December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A South Park writer saw Trump’s ego warming up, bought trumpkennedycenter.org months early, and waited. That’s not trolling. That’s satire with a calendar. Toby Morton just understands narcissism and timing. 😜
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Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
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It's only “DEI” if it comes from liberal coastal cities. Otherwise it's just sparkling white supremacy.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's only “DEI” if it comes from liberal coastal cities. Otherwise it's just sparkling white supremacy.
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Note what Trump is focused on instead of fixing healthcare or bringing down prices.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Note what Trump is focused on instead of fixing healthcare or bringing down prices.
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Parents don’t want politics in their schools, Greg.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Parents don’t want politics in their schools, Greg.
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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NEWS: A group of military lawyers issue statement concluded Pete Hegseth has committed war crimes, murder, or both.
This comes as Trump moves America closer to war with Venezuela.
An important update this afternoon. Subscribe to support my work: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
This comes as Trump moves America closer to war with Venezuela.
An important update this afternoon. Subscribe to support my work: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Group of Military Lawyers Conclude Hegseth Committed War Crimes, Murder, or Both
A group of former military lawyers have concluded, in a new statement, that Hegseth and anyone under him, have committed war crimes, murder, or both.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
NEWS: A group of military lawyers issue statement concluded Pete Hegseth has committed war crimes, murder, or both.
This comes as Trump moves America closer to war with Venezuela.
An important update this afternoon. Subscribe to support my work: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
This comes as Trump moves America closer to war with Venezuela.
An important update this afternoon. Subscribe to support my work: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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Why can’t we have nice things, too?
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why can’t we have nice things, too?
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Officials in the Trump regime will never miss an opportunity to cash in on their own cruelty.
NEW: DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
Kristi Noem-Tied Firm Secretly Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Campaign
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for the taxpayer-funded campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Officials in the Trump regime will never miss an opportunity to cash in on their own cruelty.
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NEW: FBI Director Kash Patel granted waivers to Deputy Director Dan Bongino and two newly hired senior FBI staff, exempting them from polygraph exams normally required to gain access to America’s most sensitive classified information, officials said.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
NEW: FBI Director Kash Patel granted waivers to Deputy Director Dan Bongino and two newly hired senior FBI staff, exempting them from polygraph exams normally required to gain access to America’s most sensitive classified information, officials said.
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Rotten apples don’t fall far from the tree.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Rotten apples don’t fall far from the tree.
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They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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New campaign ad for Dems just dropped.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New campaign ad for Dems just dropped.
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I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
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Stansbury: These guys are trying to create a pretext for the deployment of the military against American citizens. And part of how they're trying to do that is by labeling them terrorists…
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stansbury: These guys are trying to create a pretext for the deployment of the military against American citizens. And part of how they're trying to do that is by labeling them terrorists…
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
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October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Thinking about the IED that blew up me and my buddies
Thinking about the ones who didn't make it home
Watching a draft dodger and a talk-show host lecture generals about duty
Thinking about the ones who didn't make it home
Watching a draft dodger and a talk-show host lecture generals about duty
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thinking about the IED that blew up me and my buddies
Thinking about the ones who didn't make it home
Watching a draft dodger and a talk-show host lecture generals about duty
Thinking about the ones who didn't make it home
Watching a draft dodger and a talk-show host lecture generals about duty