GravitySecretAgent
@gravitysecretagent.bsky.social
•PHD In Obesity 💉🍔🍟🥤
•25 🎂
•Bi 🚻
•USA 🗽
•Unhinged Weight Gain Smut Writer & Art Commissioner •Supervillain IRL •Fetish Friendly •Profic Pervert •Asshole With Assburgers •Furry (No shit)
🔞Minors will be run over by a steamroller.🔞
•25 🎂
•Bi 🚻
•USA 🗽
•Unhinged Weight Gain Smut Writer & Art Commissioner •Supervillain IRL •Fetish Friendly •Profic Pervert •Asshole With Assburgers •Furry (No shit)
🔞Minors will be run over by a steamroller.🔞
Cookie. Not cookies, cookie. A big bag with one cookie in it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Cookie. Not cookies, cookie. A big bag with one cookie in it.
"Whoops! Died again?"
"Getting kinda big, aren't you? You're starting to fill up the whole room and you're not even past the FIRST fucking level. You're never getting out of here. Might as well just let me cram this tube down your throat until your sausage fingers can't press the buttons no more."
"Getting kinda big, aren't you? You're starting to fill up the whole room and you're not even past the FIRST fucking level. You're never getting out of here. Might as well just let me cram this tube down your throat until your sausage fingers can't press the buttons no more."
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"Whoops! Died again?"
"Getting kinda big, aren't you? You're starting to fill up the whole room and you're not even past the FIRST fucking level. You're never getting out of here. Might as well just let me cram this tube down your throat until your sausage fingers can't press the buttons no more."
"Getting kinda big, aren't you? You're starting to fill up the whole room and you're not even past the FIRST fucking level. You're never getting out of here. Might as well just let me cram this tube down your throat until your sausage fingers can't press the buttons no more."
Imagine if you found a portal to a magical land made of sweets and treats. Candy mountain.
It's fun for the first few days but then it sets in you will never go home. Food addiction spirals into gluttonous madness. You grow into a blob pile bigger than a mountain but still so damn hungry for more.
It's fun for the first few days but then it sets in you will never go home. Food addiction spirals into gluttonous madness. You grow into a blob pile bigger than a mountain but still so damn hungry for more.
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Imagine if you found a portal to a magical land made of sweets and treats. Candy mountain.
It's fun for the first few days but then it sets in you will never go home. Food addiction spirals into gluttonous madness. You grow into a blob pile bigger than a mountain but still so damn hungry for more.
It's fun for the first few days but then it sets in you will never go home. Food addiction spirals into gluttonous madness. You grow into a blob pile bigger than a mountain but still so damn hungry for more.
Taping of Supermarket Sweep during the 90s goes awry when a crazy coupon-clipping MILF takes it as a personal challenge to grab as much shit as possible. Oops, cart is all full. So she starts cramming everything she can get her grubby mitts on until she is a sweating and wheezing pile of blubber.
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Taping of Supermarket Sweep during the 90s goes awry when a crazy coupon-clipping MILF takes it as a personal challenge to grab as much shit as possible. Oops, cart is all full. So she starts cramming everything she can get her grubby mitts on until she is a sweating and wheezing pile of blubber.
Me after losing any comp match in CS:GO 2
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Me after losing any comp match in CS:GO 2
I hate these posters they trigger a deep primal violent almost animalistic response in my brain.
Propaganda 4 Kidz!!! I don't think any child was ever receptive to them in a positive way. REMEMBER: GOOD SLAVES STAY QUIET.
Propaganda 4 Kidz!!! I don't think any child was ever receptive to them in a positive way. REMEMBER: GOOD SLAVES STAY QUIET.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I hate these posters they trigger a deep primal violent almost animalistic response in my brain.
Propaganda 4 Kidz!!! I don't think any child was ever receptive to them in a positive way. REMEMBER: GOOD SLAVES STAY QUIET.
Propaganda 4 Kidz!!! I don't think any child was ever receptive to them in a positive way. REMEMBER: GOOD SLAVES STAY QUIET.
Back when I was a kid I had a weird crush on Chuck E. Cheese and thought he was peak boyfriend material. Who could blame me? Look at this rad ass dude. I want him to stuff my crust.
The new CGI rat is an abomination. He looks like he shouldn't be within 100 feet of a school.
The new CGI rat is an abomination. He looks like he shouldn't be within 100 feet of a school.
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Back when I was a kid I had a weird crush on Chuck E. Cheese and thought he was peak boyfriend material. Who could blame me? Look at this rad ass dude. I want him to stuff my crust.
The new CGI rat is an abomination. He looks like he shouldn't be within 100 feet of a school.
The new CGI rat is an abomination. He looks like he shouldn't be within 100 feet of a school.
I don't say this lightly but if there is any celebrity who would probably fuck with me it's probably John Waters. I love everything that comes out of his mind and mouth.
He's the type of queer I am. Unapologetic pervert. Way better than the sexually repressed bozos we have speaking for us.
He's the type of queer I am. Unapologetic pervert. Way better than the sexually repressed bozos we have speaking for us.
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I don't say this lightly but if there is any celebrity who would probably fuck with me it's probably John Waters. I love everything that comes out of his mind and mouth.
He's the type of queer I am. Unapologetic pervert. Way better than the sexually repressed bozos we have speaking for us.
He's the type of queer I am. Unapologetic pervert. Way better than the sexually repressed bozos we have speaking for us.
"Why the fuck do you keep staring at me, creep? God, you make me so uncomfortable." *Lifts up shirt revealing her pink stretchmarks and double belly* "THIS WHAT YOU WANNA SEE, PERVERT? You know what. Fuck you. We're getting off at the next stop and you're buying me some buffet chow, fatty fucker."
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
"Why the fuck do you keep staring at me, creep? God, you make me so uncomfortable." *Lifts up shirt revealing her pink stretchmarks and double belly* "THIS WHAT YOU WANNA SEE, PERVERT? You know what. Fuck you. We're getting off at the next stop and you're buying me some buffet chow, fatty fucker."
I think I lack something fundamental that makes me human.
*Logs onto the Red Lobster Dining Rewards app for the 5th time today*
*Logs onto the Red Lobster Dining Rewards app for the 5th time today*
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I think I lack something fundamental that makes me human.
*Logs onto the Red Lobster Dining Rewards app for the 5th time today*
*Logs onto the Red Lobster Dining Rewards app for the 5th time today*
None of these accounts are similar to me WTF are you talking about?
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
None of these accounts are similar to me WTF are you talking about?
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
It's ironic. People who try to "do good" are usually monsterous and abusive while me, the guy who would feed you to a heart popping end, is actually decent.
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
It's ironic. People who try to "do good" are usually monsterous and abusive while me, the guy who would feed you to a heart popping end, is actually decent.
I genuinely HATE and can't stand this fucker like you wouldn't believe. He's literally the anti-me.
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I genuinely HATE and can't stand this fucker like you wouldn't believe. He's literally the anti-me.
I like my women like I like my cottage cheese
Self-explanatory
Self-explanatory
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I like my women like I like my cottage cheese
Self-explanatory
Self-explanatory
Buying a paramedic jumpsuit, some tools, and a used ambulance from a chopshop so you can intercept and respond to 911 calls about morbidly obese immobile victims you wheel out. Trapping them in the back so they are ALL yours to forcefeed drive-thru slop until their flab pushes against the walls.
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Buying a paramedic jumpsuit, some tools, and a used ambulance from a chopshop so you can intercept and respond to 911 calls about morbidly obese immobile victims you wheel out. Trapping them in the back so they are ALL yours to forcefeed drive-thru slop until their flab pushes against the walls.
Wait a minute
>"The bigger and bolder, the better I say!"
We may have a winner folks.
>"The bigger and bolder, the better I say!"
We may have a winner folks.
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Wait a minute
>"The bigger and bolder, the better I say!"
We may have a winner folks.
>"The bigger and bolder, the better I say!"
We may have a winner folks.
You know you're a fucking degenerate when bariatric FURNITURE makes you grow a chub. The thought of someone being too obese to stand in the shower and needs to use the BATHROOM in it is so peak. Bedside crane, 1,000 pound scales, reinforced steel. SO SEXY.
One day it will be normalized.
One day it will be normalized.
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You know you're a fucking degenerate when bariatric FURNITURE makes you grow a chub. The thought of someone being too obese to stand in the shower and needs to use the BATHROOM in it is so peak. Bedside crane, 1,000 pound scales, reinforced steel. SO SEXY.
One day it will be normalized.
One day it will be normalized.
I have a deep bubbling hatred and rivalship with the keebler elves but I am a huge fan of Snap, Crackle, & Pop. Upstanding citizens of the food world.
However Miss Pink is the best. LOOK AT HER. 💗🍚 I want to feed her rice crispy squares until she is bigger than an entire mattress and rub her tummy.
However Miss Pink is the best. LOOK AT HER. 💗🍚 I want to feed her rice crispy squares until she is bigger than an entire mattress and rub her tummy.
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I have a deep bubbling hatred and rivalship with the keebler elves but I am a huge fan of Snap, Crackle, & Pop. Upstanding citizens of the food world.
However Miss Pink is the best. LOOK AT HER. 💗🍚 I want to feed her rice crispy squares until she is bigger than an entire mattress and rub her tummy.
However Miss Pink is the best. LOOK AT HER. 💗🍚 I want to feed her rice crispy squares until she is bigger than an entire mattress and rub her tummy.
girls like this hmu
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
girls like this hmu
