You gotta ignore the angel on your shoulder. Gluttony isn't a sin, it's a lifestyle choice. All your friends are getting obese and bigger by the day. You know that you were meant for grander sizes, mobility impairment when your cankles swallow up your legs, and food addiction to be a core trait.

Plenty of time to gain. Plenty of time for people in your life to be doing their own thing and for you to glut yourself on snacks and make a big, thick, frothy shake to fill your belly up with.

Indulge, grow, get bigger. You know you want to. Being fit is for nerds. You have so much potentinal.

Sadly, as you mentioned prior, you won't be able to guzzle it down for a while due to your living situation.

But one day you will. You'll sip on it. You'll slip away. Soon shakes will be a daily thing. You'll be drowning in empty calories and fresh pounds.

Enjoy mobility while it lasts.

Credit to Sedit for it. I am just doing my duty to share it with you to whisper to you like the green goblin mask.

That was literally a Simpsons episode.

One time I will agree with your communism fantasies because I love obesity propaganda posters especially in the 80s cold war fascism style with big red letters, fat bellies painted on murals, and tanks with industrial strength tankers on to pump victims full of butter.