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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · Mar 23

Do you want to support a smaller youtube video content creator and streamer? I would love for you to check out my stuff.

www.youtube.com/@popculturep...

www.twitch.tv/popculturepi...

I am a pngtuber cat into retro, forgotten, & abandoned media. I play anything but mainly licensed and older games.

🎱PopCulturePizza🎱

Welcome to Pop's Playground! I upload random videos as a little hobby of mine showing YOU some rare, obscure, and weird licensed titles while mocking them in my snarky way. I used to just reupload del...

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🌸Lotolotl🌸 @lotolotl.bsky.social · 4d

anything for our glorious king

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Pierrot🔞 @pierrotvagabond.bsky.social · Oct 22

heres a super fat tasque manager (still my wife)

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ᏕDP 🔞 @stardustpapi.bsky.social · 16h

Public Release

Shelby

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 12h

Flintstones: Has been reduced to nothing but gummy vitamins, cereal, and cameos.

Dennis The Menace: Newspaper comics, that's it.

Woody Woodypecker: Used to in the 70s was shown before feature films, had a bad CGI movie and was universal orlando studio's mascot, now forgotten.

Not forever.

Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 1d

Don't worry, American culture was also threatened by the ninja turtles based on nothing but "New is bad, old is good"

An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"

GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 13h

I'd rather peel off all my skin with a cheese grater than use Windows 11. Windows 10 was already mediocre garbage I have no interest in their future installments at this point.

No, I don't want your spyware. You removed everything I liked and tripled down on things that pisses me off.

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 15h

Scrappy-Doo may genuinely be the most overhated character in all of fiction for NO reason. He saved his own uncle's TV show from being canned. Without him we wouldn't have any of it. He also killed off the Mindy Kaling Velma. He's a fucking hero and one day I will make sure he is honored.

a scooby doo cartoon shows a dog holding a rope

ALT: a scooby doo cartoon shows a dog holding a rope

media.tenor.com

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What Zit Tooya @whatzittooya.bsky.social · 19h

When Cheryl isn't getting pumped full of fattening slurry, she's chowing down on every food she can get her hands on and making a terrible mess of things. Sterling and Lana are learning the hard way not to bring her along on missions.
(Original by @/idle-minded.bsky.social, colors by me)

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine the smell.

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dooj @doordoordoordoor.bsky.social · 22h

subpargeekgirl96

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 20h

they're doing this to you in the qrts! *30 minute long video of yourself being forcefed as a sweaty immobile blob with an extreme closeup zoom of your flabby chins and jowls. The gutteral noises of your own stomach causing your headphone speakers to crack. No reverse image results and it's not AI.*

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 20h

THE ULTIMATE EDGY DANK MEME COMPILATION (SJW TRIGGERING EDITION)

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 20h

I don't know why people and country western stars complain about gas prices. I can fill up my tank on only 30, usually only spend 15-20, and can coast on it for a week driving daily multiple times.

You know what people can't afford? FUCKING FOOD. $20 for a 3 piece subway meal? Gimme a break.

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catboyz @catboyz.bsky.social · 22h

random sketch to keep this page alive

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RUSH 🐇 @rushrabbit.bsky.social · 22h

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's refsheet.

*voom*

Look at that turnaround, the lore and flavor text. Oh my god, it even has clothing alts...

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GravitySecretAgent @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 23h

I never really understood why radio stations in video games have classical music stations until you listen to it in real life when there's nothing good on and are like "Fuck it hit me with Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Waltz."

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Fatfuck Shiba @ohnoohdeer.bsky.social · 1d

i want to be your biggest, most spoiled brat. i want to take over your life with how much effort and money it takes to take care of me. i am a full time job to take care of. i exhaust you. i take and take and take and never give. i trash your house, i eat your food, and all i do is sit on my ass.

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 1d

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 1d

"The Simpsons" by Sherri L. Smith, Jeanette Bose and Jason Ho, 1998-2002
September 22nd, 2002 as seen in the Sacramento Bee

Sunday comic strip "The Simpsons," a tie-in to the animated show of the same name. Homer takes Lisa to a museum exhibit on neanderthals. While the museum guide details how ancient man gathered food, a hungry Homer spies a vending machine. When his food gets stuck, he starts to violently rattle the machine, reflecting the guide's description of neanderthal behavior. The vending machine falls on top of Homer, and the guide tells Lisa to leave him, "it's nature's way."

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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 1d

Only real time it's ever been referenced was in Behind the Laughter.

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Gabbi🖤 Tabby💛 & Janine💖 @tabrienna.bsky.social · 1d

Aftermath of the Panties That Make You Vehicular Levels of Fat
🎨FFA5

Tabrienna, a massively fat furry white Samoyed cerberus, sits in the background of someone checking their phone with an old picture of Tabrienna back when she was much less overweight, albeit still quite chubby. She refutes the evidence of this immense weight gain by citing that the picture is not out of date because it was taken only last year.

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 2d

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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Daddy Zagur @daddyzagur.bsky.social · 2d

"Aw, chief, don't be so grumpy! You look fine! Here, I have something to cheer you up - they are jelly filled!"

Posted early on my Patreon -> patreon.com/daddyzagur

#bhm #ssbhm #gay #fat #weightgain #blob #fatboy #fatcouple #Zootopia2 #Zootopia #fatfur #fatfurry

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Angelo 🔞 @angelofalls.com · 2d

[OC] Kellie

An old unused OC that I decided to repurpose for P.A.W. (Pro Anthro Wrestling) She's part of the camera crew! :>

#furryart

A character ref sheet of Kellie, a buff anthropomorphic maned lioness with some scars on her left arm. She's wearing blue jeans, work boots and a dark t-shirt that says "staff" on the front. On the left pose, she's looking away, holding a broadcast video camera over her shoulder while raising up one side of her headphones to hear something. On the right pose, she's looking at the viewer with a smile. The top text says: "She/Her, Age 34"

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Cassius ⭐ @kled.bsky.social · 2d

The tumblrinas are always so right

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