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gravityspike.bsky.social
@gravityspike.bsky.social
I play video games and run a lot.
Someone please help me explain to my wife that my chock full closet of every game system and cartridge I have ever owned will someday be worth…pinky to mouth…a million dollars.
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
New concept. Budget Batman. Bruce is wealthy but not that wealthy so he settles for a bat minivan. Alfred manages the books.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I remain optimistic that some game developer somewhere will bring me a video game based on The Phantom Tollbooth. If it’s multiplayer - I preemptively call dibs on the Humbug.
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My Starbucks oatmeal came oddly organized today.
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I try and eat & drink neatly. But I’m going to guess that the overnight cleaning crew draws straws when they get to my workstation.
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Nothing creepy about this Santa.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Went to check out BOTW upgrade on my S2 just to see what it looked like and of course I now have a whole new play through going.
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I do consider online friends to be real friends. But that said, when meeting IRL for the first time I do prefer a neutral setting.
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I’m having a bit of a weird day.
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Closing Gate Arm packs a mean punch.
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For the millionth time Nintendo Switch, I am the profile using this software. It is, and always has been, the only profile on this device.
August 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When did “bespoke” become a word we use? Can I at least get a bespoke video game?
August 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How are skunks not illegal?
July 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Mario Kart World is great & all but the game I’m enjoying most on my S2 is Wind Waker.
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Having now lived with a toddler for two weeks I have learned that if I want to access the basement it is best to ask my grandson to operate the basement doorknob safety cover for me.
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It isn’t jaywalking if it’s in a major metropolitan downtown.
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It seems a tad early in the product cycle for a mainstream retail outlet to be offering “pre-owned” Switch 2s.
June 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Today’s run brought me up quickly on an unseen Mr. Skunk. Fortunately, he was chill!
June 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The stapler is a long steel snake,
It’s fangs are sharp & pointed.
It joins two papers with a snap,
And it’s back is double jointed.

Sample of my upcoming book of office poetry.
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"Why yes I'd rather watch your 9 minute YouTube video than just have a two sentence explanation of how this thing in a game I'm playing works" - Nobody ever
May 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Out for a run and came across a chalk art hopscotch that ordered me to “jump to my age number.” Let’s see…that would be about a block or two down the street my dears.
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dug out the old DS and started up DQ VII and this is like a warm comfy gaming blanket.
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Our socks disappear in the drier and cake disappears from the frig. Our appliances are haunted!
May 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me as a River Guide - “Yeah, it flows in from over that way and then if you look left you will see it flows off into the distance. You have been a great group. Here ‘s the tip jar.”
May 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My definition of a good egg is one that peels easily.
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM