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graymatter.bsky.social
Man I hope the Pittsburgh snowplows don't fuck up the hole tonight.
February 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
“IT WAS A GIANT PEACH! HIM AND HIS INSECT FRIENDS LIVED IN IT.”
February 12, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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erikahall.bsky.social
you think a corvid ever wrote a poem that was like "I visited this mopey guy and tried to get him to snap out of it"
January 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
We need a thread of cats destroying things. 🧵

First, "Witness my Act and Deed". 1883.
Greyscale print of a tabby kitten batting at a full ink pot, spilling its contents all over a half-finished document and the desk it sits on.
November 18, 2023 at 8:10 AM
graymatter.bsky.social
Don't forget wiener pics
The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, parked off to the side of a Hampton Inn
September 22, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ITS TO HARD - dashare.zone ADMIN
A RAINBOW GRIM REPPER WHOSE ANGRY AND ALSO TIRED AS SHIT ! WHY TO YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERY SINGLE DAY ! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE 1 OF EVERY VITAMIN !! WHY TO YOU HAVE TO SPRAY WATER ON YOUR A/C !!!! WHO WASHES THERE CAR !!!!!! HOW TO YOU HAVE TIME TO WASH YOUR FUCKEN CAR !????????? AND THE REPPERS YELLEN AND THERE SAYIN: ITS TO HARD TO BE ALIVE, WE SHOULD BE IN DA WOODS, WE SHOULD BE EATIN THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERY THING UP THIS WAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,AND IT SOULD BE ILEGGAL TO MAKE ME TYPE MY RESUME AGAIN INTO ANOTHER FORM, FORGOT TO PUT THAT IN THE PIC BUT DAMB ITS TRUE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM
graymatter.bsky.social
Honey, the raspberries are melting again. Can you check my pupils?
A red raspberry hangs from its stem, stretched out, elongated, like a fluid.
August 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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dialhforhagai.bsky.social
it is 1994. no one told you life was going to be this way. it is 2003. your job is a joke. you are broke. your love life is DOA. it is 1973. your mother warns you there will be days like these.
Doctor Manhattan sitting on the couch from the FRIENDS opening titles
August 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
graymatter.bsky.social
Telemundo just giving away that we're all in the matrix WWC
August 11, 2023 at 2:56 AM
graymatter.bsky.social
Uswnt looking to un-nether your lands
July 27, 2023 at 2:40 AM
graymatter.bsky.social
Uswnt show these sentient carrots how it's done (again)!
July 27, 2023 at 1:13 AM