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greenaryn.bsky.social
"perhaps my faith in the mayor who was arrested thirty-four times for arson was misplaced" 🐆
mcsweeneys.net McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · Feb 15
"From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against the mayor who promised to blow up the city and those who voted for the mayor who promised to blow up the city."
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
buff.ly
February 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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thefairybear.bsky.social
Meme showing screenshots from Star Wars where Padme says “so this is how liberty dies” and instead of saying “with thunderous applause” it says “with a coup by a fake government agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks”
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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benjrainwrite.bsky.social
“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”
Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”
January 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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kevinmcshane.org
"Masculine Energy"
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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dril.bsky.social
when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM