Green Smilie
@greensmilie.bsky.social
https://greensmilie.straw.page/
Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
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Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
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"Extraditing" a foreign leader under the guise of a police action is a wild precedent for a country run by a sex offender with ties to a pedophilic sex trafficking ring centered on a place colloquially called "Rape Island" to take...
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"Extraditing" a foreign leader under the guise of a police action is a wild precedent for a country run by a sex offender with ties to a pedophilic sex trafficking ring centered on a place colloquially called "Rape Island" to take...
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Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested.
Almost forgot about White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin, but gave it a listen this morning. Nearly bawled my eyes out. It's a beautiful song, but maybe a bit too much after losing my Mom earlier this year. But the message is still beautiful.
youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...
youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...
White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
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December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Almost forgot about White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin, but gave it a listen this morning. Nearly bawled my eyes out. It's a beautiful song, but maybe a bit too much after losing my Mom earlier this year. But the message is still beautiful.
youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...
youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?...
I uploaded an experimental, rules ultralight RPGish thing on itch.io. It's a simple little thing, but hopefully it's the start of me putting out more creative input over the coming year.
gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...
gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...
WMD: A One-Page Experiment by GAME THNG
A game about life... and the end of life.
gamethng.itch.io
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I uploaded an experimental, rules ultralight RPGish thing on itch.io. It's a simple little thing, but hopefully it's the start of me putting out more creative input over the coming year.
gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...
gamethng.itch.io/wmd-a-one-pa...
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If the piece on CECOT was seen in Canada but not here, that should tell you we have already lost freedom of the press and are in a fascist nation already.
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If the piece on CECOT was seen in Canada but not here, that should tell you we have already lost freedom of the press and are in a fascist nation already.
I've found a list of "Words That Don't Exist But Probably Should" that I started writing a while back. Apparently I didn't include definitions, and now I have a fun little game to play with myself.
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've found a list of "Words That Don't Exist But Probably Should" that I started writing a while back. Apparently I didn't include definitions, and now I have a fun little game to play with myself.
Little Donnie Dumb-Dumb
Sitting on his throne
Cat's cradling his puppet strings
As he sits all alone...
Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/TVHjwe6pMn
Sitting on his throne
Cat's cradling his puppet strings
As he sits all alone...
Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/TVHjwe6pMn
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Little Donnie Dumb-Dumb
Sitting on his throne
Cat's cradling his puppet strings
As he sits all alone...
Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/TVHjwe6pMn
Sitting on his throne
Cat's cradling his puppet strings
As he sits all alone...
Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/TVHjwe6pMn
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If Taylor Swift can write a (bad) song about Travis Kelce's massive donger and not get kicked out of the artistic community, then guess what: that project you think is too niche and only you are gonna care about? Still valid. Get freaky with it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If Taylor Swift can write a (bad) song about Travis Kelce's massive donger and not get kicked out of the artistic community, then guess what: that project you think is too niche and only you are gonna care about? Still valid. Get freaky with it.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My new rubric for judging fonts is the strength and character of the Batman within the capital M.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My new rubric for judging fonts is the strength and character of the Batman within the capital M.
Most white men just start a podcast when they feel the urge to ramble about nothing, but sure, go off I guess.
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Most white men just start a podcast when they feel the urge to ramble about nothing, but sure, go off I guess.
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“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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“Baby It’s Cold Outside” but about trying to convince guests to play one more board game before they leave
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Baby It’s Cold Outside” but about trying to convince guests to play one more board game before they leave
In the process of switching from OneNote to Obsidian for all of my various projects. Still figuring out what all I can do with it, but my god does it feel like I've been handed a loaded gun without any kind of supervision.
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In the process of switching from OneNote to Obsidian for all of my various projects. Still figuring out what all I can do with it, but my god does it feel like I've been handed a loaded gun without any kind of supervision.
My eyesight is good enough to read without my glasses, but not good enough to notice when my phone thinks I swiped the wrong word.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My eyesight is good enough to read without my glasses, but not good enough to notice when my phone thinks I swiped the wrong word.
Nobody ever makes something perfect on their first try.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nobody ever makes something perfect on their first try.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
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Tea tag notes
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Tea tag notes
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
How late in the day does vacuuming go from being "a reasonable thing to do" to psychopathy?
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How late in the day does vacuuming go from being "a reasonable thing to do" to psychopathy?
It's interesting to think about how every media property, once it hits public domain, gets adapted into a low-budget horror piece, and what that could mean in the future. The Golden Girls as serial killers? Reboot reinterpreted a la the Lawnmower Man?
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's interesting to think about how every media property, once it hits public domain, gets adapted into a low-budget horror piece, and what that could mean in the future. The Golden Girls as serial killers? Reboot reinterpreted a la the Lawnmower Man?