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I’m all about the diamonds, mate (They/She)
I am very much in the mood for a vegan omelette. Tomatoes, spinach, h*m, cheeze…put it in my face rn
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I am very much in the mood for a vegan omelette. Tomatoes, spinach, h*m, cheeze…put it in my face rn
I’m listening to BBC radio 4’s version of 1776, & why did no one warn me it was this horny?
Abigail Adams just sang a whole song about how she wants Adams to come & feel her up because she feels like a nun? Now Franklin is perving on Martha Jefferson, & she’s alluding to his ‘violin skills’?
Abigail Adams just sang a whole song about how she wants Adams to come & feel her up because she feels like a nun? Now Franklin is perving on Martha Jefferson, & she’s alluding to his ‘violin skills’?
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I’m listening to BBC radio 4’s version of 1776, & why did no one warn me it was this horny?
Abigail Adams just sang a whole song about how she wants Adams to come & feel her up because she feels like a nun? Now Franklin is perving on Martha Jefferson, & she’s alluding to his ‘violin skills’?
Abigail Adams just sang a whole song about how she wants Adams to come & feel her up because she feels like a nun? Now Franklin is perving on Martha Jefferson, & she’s alluding to his ‘violin skills’?
a fourth night of not sleeping well finds me biting the skin around my fingernails and staring into the dark as if I can’t quite decide if it’s outside or inside me.
(Also scrolling instagram, & mine is wall to wall of Martinus taking his shirt off. His nipples have started gazing back at me
(Also scrolling instagram, & mine is wall to wall of Martinus taking his shirt off. His nipples have started gazing back at me
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
a fourth night of not sleeping well finds me biting the skin around my fingernails and staring into the dark as if I can’t quite decide if it’s outside or inside me.
(Also scrolling instagram, & mine is wall to wall of Martinus taking his shirt off. His nipples have started gazing back at me
(Also scrolling instagram, & mine is wall to wall of Martinus taking his shirt off. His nipples have started gazing back at me
Ah yes, the *checks notes* *squints* *turns head to the side* …food merkin? Sorry, what’s this now? A food wedge? Is the US low carbing? Why is dairy, protein & fat one group? Where are the pulses? Where’s the fibre? Help? Anyone? Bueller?
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Ah yes, the *checks notes* *squints* *turns head to the side* …food merkin? Sorry, what’s this now? A food wedge? Is the US low carbing? Why is dairy, protein & fat one group? Where are the pulses? Where’s the fibre? Help? Anyone? Bueller?
I have tons of these, but highlights are:
- a greenstick fracture of the ulna aged 8, from falling into a pond
- a black eye from getting hit full in the face by a door I had kicked open, & immediately bounced back at me
- A tissue injury to my knee I got by falling on a piece of firewood
- a greenstick fracture of the ulna aged 8, from falling into a pond
- a black eye from getting hit full in the face by a door I had kicked open, & immediately bounced back at me
- A tissue injury to my knee I got by falling on a piece of firewood
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I have tons of these, but highlights are:
- a greenstick fracture of the ulna aged 8, from falling into a pond
- a black eye from getting hit full in the face by a door I had kicked open, & immediately bounced back at me
- A tissue injury to my knee I got by falling on a piece of firewood
- a greenstick fracture of the ulna aged 8, from falling into a pond
- a black eye from getting hit full in the face by a door I had kicked open, & immediately bounced back at me
- A tissue injury to my knee I got by falling on a piece of firewood
This is the moment when I want to hear from the 19 people a year who injured by that vicious scourge of domestic life- the tea cosy (thank you RSPoA)
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This is the moment when I want to hear from the 19 people a year who injured by that vicious scourge of domestic life- the tea cosy (thank you RSPoA)
Happy Circling Back week to all who celebrate. I suggest you treat yourself to the good coffee, as a reward
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Happy Circling Back week to all who celebrate. I suggest you treat yourself to the good coffee, as a reward
“I don’t have a neurodivergence!” part 1- Me, trying to explain to my GP how I eat: “So the NHS guidance for a portion of fresh fruit or vegetables is 80g, but I do 100g because the difference is only 20g, & I can just count straight up. Except for juice, which has less fibre so I have 200ml max &
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“I don’t have a neurodivergence!” part 1- Me, trying to explain to my GP how I eat: “So the NHS guidance for a portion of fresh fruit or vegetables is 80g, but I do 100g because the difference is only 20g, & I can just count straight up. Except for juice, which has less fibre so I have 200ml max &
When I reserve books at the library they make these little paper slips with my last name/date for pick up on them, & they’re perfect. But a quick survey of my current reads shows I’ve used a clean coffee stirrer, a paper ticket from a parking machine, & a guitar pick from someone I had a crush on
what does everyone use for bookmarks now that train tickets are mostly digital?
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
When I reserve books at the library they make these little paper slips with my last name/date for pick up on them, & they’re perfect. But a quick survey of my current reads shows I’ve used a clean coffee stirrer, a paper ticket from a parking machine, & a guitar pick from someone I had a crush on
Or else trying to translate songs originally written in English, later translated into Norwegian, back into English. Norskception *Hans Zimmer BLAHHHHMMM*
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Or else trying to translate songs originally written in English, later translated into Norwegian, back into English. Norskception *Hans Zimmer BLAHHHHMMM*
I sometimes think my life is full of moments that are like one I just had: eating a disappointing cookie, thinking ‘damn, this is disappointing,’ & finishing it anyway.
No deep thoughts, just disappointing cookies
No deep thoughts, just disappointing cookies
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I sometimes think my life is full of moments that are like one I just had: eating a disappointing cookie, thinking ‘damn, this is disappointing,’ & finishing it anyway.
No deep thoughts, just disappointing cookies
No deep thoughts, just disappointing cookies
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The most effective way to resist this modern brand of fascism isn't to completely immerse yourself in its propaganda. You're actually helping their message spread. Go and make art or read a book or spend time with offline people. You can't marinate in the horror and emerge unscathed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The most effective way to resist this modern brand of fascism isn't to completely immerse yourself in its propaganda. You're actually helping their message spread. Go and make art or read a book or spend time with offline people. You can't marinate in the horror and emerge unscathed.
I had a lovely morning drinking coffee & seeing my bro & his family, so when I *finally* looked at my phone, I saw this & I immediately missed who I’d been a minute earlier vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMUR9EK/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I had a lovely morning drinking coffee & seeing my bro & his family, so when I *finally* looked at my phone, I saw this & I immediately missed who I’d been a minute earlier vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMUR9EK/
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m borderline personality disorder. You might know me from my co-starring symptoms in autism & adhd, but because these were both under diagnosed in girls- here I am! Since I’m also used as a ‘we have no idea who this demanding b- is’ diagnosis,
Hi, I’m borderline personality disorder. You might know me from my co-starring symptoms in autism & adhd, but because these were both under diagnosed in girls- here I am! Since I’m also used as a ‘we have no idea who this demanding b- is’ diagnosis,
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm a congenital heart defect worsened by the onset of puberty, but that doctors couldn't diagnose because they were too busy accusing me of doing drugs 👋🏼
Hi, I'm a congenital heart defect worsened by the onset of puberty, but that doctors couldn't diagnose because they were too busy accusing me of doing drugs 👋🏼
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m pertussis.
Hi, I’m pertussis.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m borderline personality disorder. You might know me from my co-starring symptoms in autism & adhd, but because these were both under diagnosed in girls- here I am! Since I’m also used as a ‘we have no idea who this demanding b- is’ diagnosis,
Hi, I’m borderline personality disorder. You might know me from my co-starring symptoms in autism & adhd, but because these were both under diagnosed in girls- here I am! Since I’m also used as a ‘we have no idea who this demanding b- is’ diagnosis,
I have some thoughts about the Stranger Things finale which large boil down to down to:
- You remember in Doctor Who when 10 regenerated into 11? Where Davey spent half an episode making sad faces at people like Mickey & Martha, Wilf, even Jackie & Rose? If you thought that was a wee bit too much
- You remember in Doctor Who when 10 regenerated into 11? Where Davey spent half an episode making sad faces at people like Mickey & Martha, Wilf, even Jackie & Rose? If you thought that was a wee bit too much
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I have some thoughts about the Stranger Things finale which large boil down to down to:
- You remember in Doctor Who when 10 regenerated into 11? Where Davey spent half an episode making sad faces at people like Mickey & Martha, Wilf, even Jackie & Rose? If you thought that was a wee bit too much
- You remember in Doctor Who when 10 regenerated into 11? Where Davey spent half an episode making sad faces at people like Mickey & Martha, Wilf, even Jackie & Rose? If you thought that was a wee bit too much
I hear Netflix has crashed
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I hear Netflix has crashed
Well, January again
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Well, January again
Happy New Year to you dear ones from a city currently celebrating climate change in the medium of big explody whizz bangs
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Happy New Year to you dear ones from a city currently celebrating climate change in the medium of big explody whizz bangs
Aside from ‘Miss Smilla’s Feeling for Snow’ (which is always my go to when trying to explain how translation is an art, not a mechanical word for word process), my other favourite thing is how languages discuss biological process or life events like puberty, or menopause
AND ANOTHER THING, WHILE I'M AT IT:
ENOUGH WITH THESE BULLSHIT CLAIMS THAT AI CAN REPLACE HUMAN TRANSLATORS!!!
Translation is *not* the science of finding the perfect definition of a word from a foreign language and putting that definition into the text.
Translators translate, of course. But!
ENOUGH WITH THESE BULLSHIT CLAIMS THAT AI CAN REPLACE HUMAN TRANSLATORS!!!
Translation is *not* the science of finding the perfect definition of a word from a foreign language and putting that definition into the text.
Translators translate, of course. But!
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Aside from ‘Miss Smilla’s Feeling for Snow’ (which is always my go to when trying to explain how translation is an art, not a mechanical word for word process), my other favourite thing is how languages discuss biological process or life events like puberty, or menopause
oh lord, I know we don’t talk much if ever, but please could you see your way to clear to making sure no more white guys in baseball caps & 80s pop culture referencing t shirts set up cameras & wank on about the latest episodes of Stranger Things for like, the rest of next year? Cheers awfully,
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
oh lord, I know we don’t talk much if ever, but please could you see your way to clear to making sure no more white guys in baseball caps & 80s pop culture referencing t shirts set up cameras & wank on about the latest episodes of Stranger Things for like, the rest of next year? Cheers awfully,
I skipped Stranger Things today & watched Dark instead, which is a) EPIC & b) just a perfect encapsulation of how f’ed up & twisty [spoiler] can be as part of a narrative structure. (Also is this hard to understand? Not really…Tbh I think more ppl would struggle with the subtitles)
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I skipped Stranger Things today & watched Dark instead, which is a) EPIC & b) just a perfect encapsulation of how f’ed up & twisty [spoiler] can be as part of a narrative structure. (Also is this hard to understand? Not really…Tbh I think more ppl would struggle with the subtitles)
The in between days are the best days of the year. Time means nothing. You eat trifle for lunch & leftover sandwiches for tea. Coffee runs on tap. You can watch a whole series of something in a day without looking at your phone once. Knitting. Books. Hot tea & mince pies. Chores done. House pretty.
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The in between days are the best days of the year. Time means nothing. You eat trifle for lunch & leftover sandwiches for tea. Coffee runs on tap. You can watch a whole series of something in a day without looking at your phone once. Knitting. Books. Hot tea & mince pies. Chores done. House pretty.
See you all at the Lucky Pig & Whistle later for drinks & nibs! The mulled Pétrus is on me (I got orange tictacs specially)
GEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
IIIITTTTT’S Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It is Chriiii-i-i-i-i-istmas Day Christmas Day!
It is Chri-HI-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISTMAS DAY!
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
See you all at the Lucky Pig & Whistle later for drinks & nibs! The mulled Pétrus is on me (I got orange tictacs specially)
Merry Christmas dear ones. I hope if today is a tough one you manage to find some peace & rest amid all the twinkly glittery festive stuff
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Merry Christmas dear ones. I hope if today is a tough one you manage to find some peace & rest amid all the twinkly glittery festive stuff