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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 8d

The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots) #banana #chiquita #ripe #green #overripe

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 9d

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Why Can't This Guy Just Play Around With His Gold Foil?

The horror story of the weekend was the signing of NSPM-7 which lumps all sorts of dissent together into treasonous “violence”. Here’s the list of EVIL activities: • anti-Americanism, • anti-capitalis...

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 20d

#Kimmel #Colbert Who's next? #ABC #Disney #CBS #Paramount have knuckled under to the #Trump #Regime. Will the #NYTimes suspend any of their columnists? The #washingtonpost ? #NBC ? The #firstamendment is dead unless you're so #farright , you're off the chart.

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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 21d

Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 21d

I'd laugh if it wasn't so scary.

Mad Doctor Mookie @mookiebean.bsky.social · 21d

Found this on FB and yeah this about sums it up.

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Mad Doctor Mookie @mookiebean.bsky.social · 21d

Okay so no one is actually buying this, are they? I’m in my mid-forties and even I know this is not how 20-year-olds text each other. 🫩

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Read the text messages between Charlie Kirk accused and roommate

"You're joking, right????" the roommate responds in one message after the alleged gunman tells him he did it, according to court documents.

www.bbc.com

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Chris Barkley (He/Him) @cmzhang42.bsky.social · 21d

I STAND with Jimmy Kimmel, his writers and production crew...🌞
variety.com/2025/tv/news...

SAG-AFTRA, WGA Blast Decision to Suspend Jimmy Kimmel: A ‘Type of Retaliation That Endangers Everyone’s Freedom’

The Writers Guild of America West and the Screen Actors Guild have released statements in support of Jimmy Kimmel.

variety.com

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 21d

#boycott #abc #disney #kimmel #suspension #settlement #trump
Isn't it time we boycott ABC and Disney for knuckling over for Trump? This suspension of Jimmy Kimmel is simply proof that the #BoardofDirectors for #ABC-Disney are just #collaborators. Remember what the French did to them.

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 24d

BATSHIT OLD GUY IN WHITE HOUSE STILL BLAMES THE LEFT:
#Trump continues to blame #leftwing #radicals for shooting of #CharlieKirk despite confession by #far-right #Fuentesfan #tylerrobinson. He said, "A #right-left #war is in the interest of the country by taking its mind off the #Epstein #files."

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 27d

It IS the new normal.

David Schwartz @davidschwartz.bsky.social · 27d

🚨BREAKING: Massive police response at UMass Boston to an unconfirmed report of a shooting on campus.

UMass Boston initially urged the public to avoid part of its campus amid what it described as a "police incident" and later a "public safety threat."

This can't be the new normal.

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · 27d

#trump seeing #Yankees #Tigers #Game tonight. Let's give him a good #Bronxcheer

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Sep 7

Remember how #Republicans used to #claim #Democrats wanted a #policestate?
With #TRUMP in #power, #police_states are in BACK #IN_STYLE!

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Sep 5

How much will it cost to change Department of #Defense to Department of #War? Everything has to be trashed and remade, not just Headache's door. Will it become #DOW? Why? #DowJones doesn't need to be #bribed. #trump #hegseth #DOD #DOW

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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 25

#Trump : Lookie--I gotta #GoldStar! (Don't mention this to any #goldstarfamilies )

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 25

#Trump signs #ExecutiveOrder #protecting the #flag from lowlife #flag-burning. What about one to protect the flag from #nonconsensual #dryhumping?

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 25

“A lot of people are saying, ‘Maybe we’d like a dictator,’” Trump said.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Only your lackeys

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 22

National Guard patrols DC unarmed for days without incident. Hegseth orders them to carry weapons to create one.

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 19

Probably with the Traitor-in-Chief's blessing
www.nbcnews.com/video/russia...

Russian state media shares video of vehicle flying U.S. and Russian flags in Ukraine

Video shared by Russian state-media outlet RT claims to show an armored vehicle flying Russian and American flags near Zaporizhzhia. RT says the vehicle was recaptured from the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

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Mad Doctor Mookie @mookiebean.bsky.social · Aug 18

In today’s new page of THE LEGACY OF DOMINIC DEEGAN, Sweetwater successfully communes with Lake Aroa only to receive an unexpected answer to her question.
www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/august...

Patrons have early access to two weeks of completed pages!
www.patreon.com/mookiebean

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 17

At the #Trump #Putin #Summit : I'll take that #crèmebrûlée if nobody's eating it!

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 16

Very Productive Meeting
Translation:
Nothing was accomplished
At least you didn't hand him Alaska ... yet!
#putin #trump #anchorage #alaska #meeting #ukraine #zelenskyy

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 14

I say we stop calling #right-wing #extremists #activists Let's call them #atavists like they really are.

Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 14

FELONY: ASSAULT WITH DEADLY HOAGIE

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · Aug 14

AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN

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Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine @gregoriusu.bsky.social · Aug 12

#GOP Rep. admits he is too big a #COWARD. In Feb., #Burchett claimed he slept in his office to make early meetings. BUT NOW: 'Too dadgum dangerous!' #MAGA #Republican complains he's too #frightened to leave #DC office www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett...
#trump #toadie

'Too dadgum dangerous!' MAGA Republican complains he's too frightened to leave DC office

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) complained Tuesday that he's living in his office in Congress because he's too afraid of Washington, D.C. to step outside.The three-term lawmaker confessed on CNN that he's sc...

www.rawstory.com

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